TNG Caption This #160 - "With Intent to Supply"
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Picard sat amused, unaware Data was using sign language, and that he was telling him of his recent "banging" of Yar.
Picard sat amused, unaware Data was using sign language, and that he was telling him of his recent "banging" of Yar.
"I swear to you, when I poked it in her she jumped this high off the floor and ran screaming out of the room."
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Riker: Well, I'd like to let you sit on my face, but I don't want a sticky beard.
Riker: Deanna never put a finger in my butt during sex.
Yuta: I'm not Troi.
"Stop! ... Data time!"
So then I said Stop right there, Mister Man, you ain't gettin' no more robo-booty till I see a ring!
Really? And then what did Okona say?
That's Mister Outrageous to you, honey.
And these are our replicators where you can replicate anything you may need. But don't ask for an unlicensed replica of a prop from the set. Columbia will sue your ass.
Riker: Does this uniform make me look dumpy?
Blonde: No. It's your dumpyness that makes you look dumpy in that uniform.
Data: Captain, what does it mean when I'm standing straght up like this [mimics with left hand] and my penis extends out like this [mimics with right hand]?
Data: Captain, I believe this is what you call talking to the hand.
Picard: Fifth word, sounds like...short! Little! Small! Short! There is a decloaking Romulan Warbird arming it's shorts! <ship explodes>
And this is the replicator, where you can have anything your heart desires.
Eight inches?
Except that.
Yuta: Think of it like your Earther "tramp stamp"; a target for your man jam.
Riker: "... and from behind, I won't even be able to see that shit on your face."
Yuta: When you said I was going to get a little something to eat, you weren't exaggerating about the "little" part.
Yuta: Outa my way toilet brush face!
With my new gang sign chip I am ready to assimilate into late twentieth century east LA, Captain.
Uncanny, Mr Grandmaster DJ Datafresh. Don't forget your clock necklace and bling teeth caps. My, those Shakespeare lessons are really paying off.
Riker: You can replicate your feminine hygiene spray, tooth whitener and fungus remover here.
Uta: Do you have anything for erectile dysfunction?
Riker: Boy have you come to the right place. Computer, one Troi Special. Hold the genital warts cream.
Uta: Computer - belay that.
Picard: Liza Minnelli?
Data: No sir. You are now on guess number five hundred.
Data's attempt to explain android sex with the old finger demonstration was helping NOBODY.
RIKER:"Feel free to use our replicators and holodeck facilities while you're here, Yuta.
One recommendation though...avoid a program called 'Archer-Tucker Program One' if you decide to try our holodeck. Just...trust me. Okay?"
DATA:"Here is the unifaith chapel...here is the steeple...open the pneumatic doors...
And here are the multispecies people."