TNG Caption This #160 - "With Intent to Supply"

[cultcross]

Yeah, so I kinda forgot all about #159 Shows how often I visit the Trek fora these days
Anyyyyway,

[highlight]THE WINNERS!!![/highlight]

First image;

The longer Picard ranted, the more he began to feel that his words were falling on deaf ears.

And the second:

Crusher: "I know what you've been selling out of the back of your shuttle on deck 36."

Data: "Are you going to report me?"

Crusher: "No, no; not that at all. I just want to...wet my beak."

And on to this contest's images:

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Wanna blow on my trombone?

Data: Talk to the hand because the back of my other hand don't understand.
Picard: <sigh>

Data: On Ingot V, this is quite vulgar.

 

[JB2005]

Picard: Mr Data, the effect of your magic trick was ruined, by the fact i saw the transporter beam

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard:Mr. Data, I thought you were well-versed in all forms of sexuality. You've got it all wr--
Data: On Ingot V, this is fisting, sir.

 

[Hedbergian]

Data: My left hand says "hi", my right hand says "we're cool", my eyes say "hey, I like your pants".

 

[Daneel]

RIKER: "Facial art... Ooh, how very wilderness of you!"

Even though it had been slightly modified throughout the centuries, there was no mistaking what Picard saw: the Macarena. It had returned... and this time, there might be no stopping it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Look, it happens to every guy once and a while."

Yuta: "Six times?"

Riker: "Try not to take it personally."

Data: "Facepalm!"

Picard: "You're doing it wrong."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "My eyes are up here."

Data: "I am ill-prepared to go on this away team, sir. I appear to have picked up a flutter in my positronic network."
Picard: "That as may be Mr Data, but the people down there need your skills."
Data: "But sir, look at my hand."
Picard: "Steady as a rock. Your point?"
Data: "But I shoot with this hand!"

 

[T'Girl]

Riker: "...and so I squeeze your right breast repeatedly, while saying 'honk honk.' It a old and honored earth custom."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey...all I asked was Wanna give me RUSTY trombone lessons?

What's the big deal?"

DATA(singing) :"Heyyyyy...

Ma-ca-romulan."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey, I don't have anything to do either!!

Wanna meet me in Holodeck Two in an hour and we can be 'bored' together!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Yuta: "Please explain this 'motor-boating' to me."

Riker: "This is too easy."

Data enjoyed playing Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock by himself.

 

[cooleddie74]

YUTA:"What is...Hershey Highway?!"

RIKER:"You've come to the RIGHT place, my dear."

Data's mastery of Interplanetary Sign Failure was unmatched.

 

[jep]

Data: "Stop right there. You have to be at least this tall to ride the 'Gyrating Android'."

Picard: "Damn."

 

[jep]

Yuta: "Lt. Worf got me alone in his quarters and... made me do awful things."

Riker: <Locking door> "Yuta, today just isn't your lucky day."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Picard: There are four fingers

 

[Cuhl]

Yes, I know the sign for "Shut the hell up!" Why do you ask, Captain?

 

[Hedbergian]

Data: So I told the replicator pastrami THIS high, five tomatoes, I only want FIVE tomatoes. You put six on there, and I'll have you take it back to the kitchen. And I want a Yoo Hoo. ... Yea F*KIN' CHOCOLATE MILK!! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! I'M A GROWN UP WHO LIKES CHOCOLATE MILK, so STEP OFF YOU BITCH!! ***I mean captain***

 

[Shatmandu]

On slow days, Picard made Data teach him the gesture for "FUCK YOU" in various cultures.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Enough Data, I've no time for this Charade!!!!