Picard: "I AM SQUISHING YOUR HEAD! F O R__R E A L!!!"
Beverly: "Poke me with it again, and there will only be this much left of it when I get done. Like to see you be 'fully functional' then..."
TNG Caption This #159 - 'Res-Q-Phone'
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Picard: "I AM SQUISHING YOUR HEAD! F O R__R E A L!!!"
Beverly: "Poke me with it again, and there will only be this much left of it when I get done. Like to see you be 'fully functional' then..."
PICARD: CURTAINS ARE FOR WINDOWS, NOT CLOTHING!!!
Picard loved to inflict people with his halitosis.
Crusher: Have you ever seen a nose hair this long?
Data: May I inquire what you are doing, Doctor?
Crusher: I've just stuck my finger somewhere and now it smells like--
Data: Spoiled cheese?
Beverly: "Try tea-bagging me again and snap its gone you'll look like a first edition Ken doll....got it!"
PICARD: "It's a cookbook! IT'S A COOKBOOK!"
DATA: "Doctor, I know you are bound by doctor-patient confidentiality, but... Well, you have performed everyone's physicals, and I just have to know for sure: I am bigger than Worf, right?"
CRUSHER: "Eh... only by about this much."
DATA: "But I am bigger than him?"
CRUSHER: "Well, yeah."
DATA: "Yes!"
The suspiciously shaped fruit and vegetables had been expertly photo-shopped out...
Dr. Crusher: Data - if I hear one more "boobs firming up" remark from you, you will experience contractions - particularly painful ones
"SPRING BREAK?!
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
DATA:"No, Doctor. His genitals are actually MARGINALLY larger than that...in spite of what Geordi may or may not have told you."
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Picard felt that primal scream therapy helped him deal with the vagaries of diplomacy in a much more relaxed manner. The terrified diplomats didn't know what to make of it.
