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TNG Caption This #159 - 'Res-Q-Phone'

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Tonight they're gonna party like it's 2299.
 
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The infamous "silent episode" of TNG failed for many reasons. Not the least of which was the inclusion of the Buster Keaton hologram in the third act.
 
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Crusher: "I know what you've been selling out of the back of your shuttle on deck 36."

Data: "Are you going to report me?"

Crusher: "No, no; not that at all. I just want to...wet my beak."

LMFAO!!! :guffaw:Ahhh God.. it's been a shitty day, and I really needed that laugh.
 
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Stewart/Picard: "You think YOU are embarrassed to be playing this role? Bitch, please. Go watch 'Masterminds'. Then we'll talk about embarrassment."
 
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Picard: "Hmm... there should be a couple of rabid Lemurs crawling out of my mouth right now..."
 
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Picard: "Oh sure... make fun... the fact is that I once had a lovely head of golden chestnut locks just like yours. Now it's all gone, and I have to be satisfied with having the biggest dick in Starfleet.

Which reminds me, where IS Riker?"
 
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Beverly: "I need it bad!! I got a Tribble on my back!!!"

Positronic Pimp: "Beverly, Beverly, Beverly... I am a bid'nessman. And as a bid'nessman, I cannot let you have any more freebies. If you wants some more, you gots to do something for me. You see how it works?"

Beverly: "I... I understand. I'll do anything you want."
 
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Picard: There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute!
Riva: Geez, all I want is some taquitos.
 
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Riva (thinking): Great, I haven't used sign language in ages and now I can't remember how to tell him he's a fucking idiot.
 
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They were petrified...

Cameron's shuttle had 14 more light years on it than when they took it from the hangar bay.

Cameron was screwed when his dad found out.
 
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BEVERLY:"Oh come ON, Data...

I'm dyin' here!!!

Just...just a little...a taste!

Some Risan nose candy...PLEASE!!!!"
 
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Beverly: "This is some really good shit, Data."

Positronic Pimp: "Yeah, I thought you would like that, ho. Now it is time to make payment. Lt. Worf and
Commander Riker are waiting for you in holodeck 3 with a can of Crisco and 10 large bags of Cheetos. Move' ho, go make a pimp some ducets!!"
 
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