TNG Caption This #150 - "Contains Mild Holo-peril"

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Computer, freeze program RikerNxDecon.....ahhhh...

Erase character designated "Reed"...er....

make underwear skimpier.

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: They say these old NX holoprograms add twenty years and thirty pounds. I hope no one mistakes me for Admiral Jellico.
Hoshi Holo: <snort> Fat chance.
Picard: Computer delete the diva.
Computer: Unable to comply. You are not a hologram.

 

[cooleddie74]

"BRING ME THE NINTH-GENERATION CLONE OF PETER PAN !!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Wow.

Will was right.

These NX-01 holoprograms DO suck."

 

[Alrik]

T'Pol: "Assless chaps......not logical."
Picard: "Um...yes...about that."
Reed: "For godsakes, would someone please cover him?"
Sato: "Mmm. I don't think so."

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "What does this graphitti say? 'Riker is a ... fat cocksucker.' <stands straight, taps comm badge> Riker to Worf, report to the bridge immediately."

 

[cooleddie74]

"The Captain's anxiety level inside the NX-01 holoprogram is increasing. Get him out of there, before Epic Fail consumes him!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Who's been messing with my NX-Holoprograms?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Riker; Uhhh, no I can't remember my favourite colour, can we try mother's maiden name?

Awkward bridge moment #37, Dr Crusher arrives just as you're ordering "The Boy" to be beamed into that nebula, widest dispersal.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I love these SCENE IT games! Lemme see...old 2340s holographic entertainment shows...Level One!"

"Crabs? From a Ktarian woman?

Why do you ask?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Which control do I hit to rewrite the script for this deer turd of an episode?"

 

[Mistral]

"Captain, I can't figure this time machine out. We're never going to escape from this caption contest!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Odd.

I keep hitting Control-Alt-Delete but the contest keeps going on and on and on."

 

[Triskelion]

Damn! How long does it take to cook a brownie with a 60 watt bulb??

 

[cooleddie74]

"These Shrinky-Dink control interfaces are starting to fade and wear out, sir."

 

[cooleddie74]

"VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY Interesting...

But Non-Canonical!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Eventually, Starfleet removed Riker's camera from Picard's ready room toilet.

 

[cooleddie74]

TACTICAL STATION RIKER IS WATCHING YOU HOLO-MASTURBATE.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I think I'm getting a facial rash. Fetch Dr. Van Nostran from the Belgenheimer Clinic!"

 

[Hedbergian]

Riker: First Officer's Log. The captain is back to normal, and disconnected from the Borg collective. But something tells me he could still be under their influence. In a completely unrelated development, we will soon be going to war with the invading Borg cube. The captain seems to be eager at the prospect.