TNG Caption This #150 - "Contains Mild Holo-peril"

[Herkimer Jitty]

"Eee, I just gathered those tribbles so we could get the broken saw from the prime minister on Altair IV. Now we have to get more tribbles before we can continue on our mission to get the Biggeron torpedoes from the Giant Goron. Damn Klingons..."

Riker: "I hear you can get the Biggoron Torpedoes and the Subspace Triforce if you beat The Sisko in a foot race around DS9"

Picard: "Subspace Triforce?"

Riker: "It's the subspace future, sir. Every subspace word has the subspace word subspace in it's subspace sentence structure, Subspace Captain."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win, cultcross!

I don't know, Captain. It's just a bunch of numbers and random shapes. Beats me how people can just beam in and start using this stuff. And the imager doesn't even show if there's any space crap in our way, it's just a little cartoon.

It's just a TV show, Will.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "I hate it when my mind blanks for a caption."

 

[Gertch]

"Ee-EEEEE-eee eeeeEEEEeEEE"

Picard spent many hours in preparation for the first meeting with the Dolphinians.

 

[Hedbergian]

It's his Dr. Evil impression. ... Captain's not very good with impressions. Just smile and nod, and maybe he'll stop.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Oh, now COME ON.

Doesn't anyone know how to wipe handprints or sweat stains off these things? Bunch of savages on this ship..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Second and third blades shave closer my ass."

 

[tharpdevenport]

"After Topedoes, Fore Torpedoes, Latteral Phaser Array, 315, 638, 12 ... where the hell is the Porn button?"

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "I don't have all day, Mr. Worf. Hurry up and enter me."

Picard: "Um, er, it's me Number One. And I already did."

 

[Finn]

Lwaxanna (off screen): "Oh, Jean-Luc! I knew you will put on your favorite skant just for me. You naughty man".

 

[shivkala]

Just a second sir, I'm just installing this driver I found on the internet that should increase photon torpedo targeting by 110%. And there:

Damn it Number One, now I have to spend all day on-line with tech support. Yes, I'll continue to hold. Huh, my call is important to them...

*five hours later*

If my call is so damn important, why don't they answer me!

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate? Uh oh."

 

[M'Sharak]

There had been more than just Earl Grey in his cup this morning. Picard was sure of that now.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Riker: "Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate? Uh oh."

Trip: "He's not the only one...


...I didn't say to stop"

 

[Mistral]

Riker : "Captain, my back is starting to hurt, can I go to my cabin now?"

Picard(offscreen) : "Absolutely not, Number One! You're in time out and you'll stay there until I say otherwise!"

 

[Triskelion]

C'mon, Geordi, just two more steps to the left...
Warp core blast doors down, Captain!

5 minutes later...
Crusher to bridge, is Will on tactical again??

 

[Finn]

"Oh, now COME ON.

Doesn't anyone know how to wipe handprints or sweat stains off these things? Bunch of savages on this ship..."

Worf: *growls*

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "Two-hundred-and-seventy-eight pounds? That's wrong."
Geordi: "Yeah, the scale is wrong. <rolls visor> Sure."

Riker, to himself: "I deleted my History. Why is it still showing my visits to those assplay porn sites?"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Riker: "I've lost the beeps, the sweeps, and the creeps"

Riker: Where's the boss button?

 

[Triskelion]

Arrogant streak?? Who's got an arrogant streak!