TNG Caption This #149 - "A Deadly Annoyance"

[S'kai]

Hi, I'm new here. Do you guys take 'chops?

Absolutely. There is a special award for them.

Caution: your photomanip becomes public property, and will be subject to the same treatment as everything else here.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm Patrick Stewart..."


"And I'm Rake Yohn..."



"And this is the STAR TREK Convention Prank!!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Data: Computer, restart Dragula from time index 1:36. Reset dancing zombie strippers.

 

[Toban Kal]

Data, I don't know what was in that drink those beings gave me but I am freaking out.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Are you as high as I am right now, sir?"

PICARD:"No.

But I'm starting to WISH I were."

 

[Hedbergian]

Engineer: He's making me work Saturdays!
Riker: My God man, they can't take much more! You're overworking these people!
Lumberg: Yea I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that.

 

[Shatmandu]

Data, sniffing: "Captain, are you oozing the 80s?"

 

[Triskelion]

Mr Data, is that village being attacked by...what I think it is?
Yes sir. Tasha Yar's giant spit curl.
And what is that coming over the mountain?
Guinan's Sunday Hat.
I'll be right there, Commander Riker!
I didn't -
It's on vibrate.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "You sure you want to be drummer for Spinal Tap?"

 

[Locutus of Board]

Nope, no hernia. You're good to go to shovel coal my boy.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mister Data...perhaps it was a bad idea to stage Warpstock '70 on the Enterprise herself. We could have rented the auditorium at the Academy. Or just programmed all this into the much larger hologrid on DS9, you know."

 

[cooleddie74]

Love is a many photonned thing.

 

[Hedbergian]

RIKER: NO WEI! OMFG HAXORZ!1!1!! ADMIN?? ADMIN!!! BAN Sh!-|Krayons FOR LIFE!!!
CONDUCTOR: It's not a hack, it's an exploit ... noob.

 

[cooleddie74]

DAVID HUDDLESTON CONDUCTOR:"Snuggling and foreplay?

That'll be an extra ticket, sir."

 

[DrBob]

RIKER: NO WEI! OMFG HAXORZ!1!1!! ADMIN?? ADMIN!!! BAN Sh!-|Krayons FOR LIFE!!!
CONDUCTOR: It's not a hack, it's an exploit ... noob.

Riker: wallhack wtf?

 

[Alrik]

Picard:"Mr. Data. Is it possible that we have found the end of the Caption Contest?"

Data: "Unclear sir. This Tricorder is not Federation issue, therefore the readings may be incorrect."

Riker:"Please, please, please let that be it. If I have to hold this goofball up for one more day, I think my back will give out."

 

[cultcross]

Riker:"Please, please, please let that be it. If I have to hold this goofball up for one more day, I think my back will give out."

Due to legal action by Commander Riker's agent, this contest will now be ending.

The new one is up, with Riker striking a more leisurely pose.
Enjoy!