TNG Caption This #149 - "A Deadly Annoyance"

[Nerys Myk]

Reactions to a nude Lwaxana Troi always varied.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Nothing personal, Mister Data...

but why does this Shakespeare program have a stripper pole?"

RIKER:"Dammit.

I always get the programs with needy, insecure holograms."

 

[cooleddie74]

"A holoprogram with a portal to the Other Side, Mister Data?

I'm impressed. If Carol Anne comes out, be sure to call me on the bridge."

 

[Triskelion]

Riker misunderstood the holoprogram entitled "Crossing Swords in the Smoking Car".

- You're in Mr Data.
- Sir when we get back to Federation space I will be registering a protest with Starfleet about your orders for the crew.
- Certainly. If and when you get back. Now Pawn to King's rook.

 

[cooleddie74]

...and just when Will thought the NX-01 holoprogram was an immense pain in the ass.

DATA:"Verily...many plot loopholes through yonder hologrid emergeth!!"

PICARD:"You could have just said 'This episode stinks' and not confused the audience, Mister Data."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "What is this new devilry?"

Data: "A regular TNZ poster... this foe is beyond any of us... RUN!!"

Drew Carey managed to fuck up the 2360s version of Whose Holodeck Is It Anyway.

Riker: "Damn JJ Abrams and his childhood raping! I'm sorry he got to you too, Mario."

Mario: "Avenge-a... me..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "This isn't quite right yet computer, The Enterprise NX-01 was a little more futuristic than this, and the engineeer didn't have a moustache. Reset and run Trip's character assassination program Baker-2 again."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Thanks for the win!

Conductor: "No ticket, eh? Well, just relax and let it happen. It's easier that way."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

C3P0 on the Orient Express almost made Riker delete the program then and there, but after Slave Leia showed up, he developed a new appreciation for holodeck malfunctions.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Great. First Trip Tucker dies.

Now this poor bastard. My luck this year with holoprograms sucks."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Curious.

I don't remember Geordi putting in a new bug zapper."

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Triskelion]

^ LOL - nice!

Riker to Troi. It moved.
Worf here, sir. The counselor is occupied at the moment.

That is a big club sandwich, Data.
Well Galaxy's Child is a lot of bacon, Captain.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I call to order the first meeting of the ancient and mysterious order of...No Rikers."

Riker: "You let in Tom Riker!"

Data: "That is because it is 'No Rikers.' We are allowed to have one."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Make a note of this, Mister Data...in case I forget...

from now on? No more holoprograms involving the Allman Brothers or Lynyrd Skynyrd. It's taking Geordi days to clean off the hologrid after each program is run."

THE POLAR EXPRESS 2370

Bicurious Ticket for Two

 

[Triskelion]

Mr Data - Miranda did NOT have a push-up leather bra and a bat'leth.

Where will you be when you remember the alien son you adopted?

 

[Toban Kal]

Picard: I wish I'd remembered to wear my full dress uniform Data. I look ridiculous.

After a few seconds Will realised that wasn't a wrench in the old man's pocket

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mister Data, need I remind you that medieval England did not have strobe lights and helicopters with search beams?"

ENGINEER:"Daddy! You came back!"

CONDUCTOR:"Another happy ending..."

RIKER:"Did I miss something?!"

 

[Triskelion]

Mr Data, is that...?
Yes sir. The edge of the plot.
Computer, T & A, hot.

 

[Toban Kal]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to break character for a moment sir, my hair appears to be on fire.