TNG Caption This #149 - "A Deadly Annoyance"

[Gertch]

Sorry to derail, but what episode is this pic from? I'm an avid fan of TNG, and I don't remember a reenactment of The Tempest

That would be Emergence.

 

[Shatmandu]

Stewart: "You Renaissance Faire douchebags make me sick. Worse than goddamned Trekkies ..."

 

[26138]

Picard: What the devil?
Data: It would seem that nude jumping jacks are a part of the daily regimen, even in Shakespearean times.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "I don't seem to recall a lesbian tryst in The Tempest?"
Data: "Well, the Counsellor and Doctor Crusher volunteered, and they did seem keen on adding the scene."
Picard: "Well, it is in the spirit of the original text."
Data: "I didn't realise Starfleet medical personnel were required to be so... flexible."

Riker: "I don't remember a lesbian tryst in Murder on the Orient Express..."

Conductor: "Caption vu."

 

[scottydog]

Picard: What the devil?
Data: It would seem that nude jumping jacks are a part of the daily regimen, even in Shakespearean times.

Hamlet, onstage:
"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of nude jumping jacks,
Or to take arms against starfleet regulations,
And by opposing end them?

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "The sun really does shine out of his ass."

 

[Piper]

So absorbed was he in what was going on, Data didn't notice his hair was on fire until the holodeck's sprinkers were activated.

Once he had grown old and retired from the hiding game, Waldo made cameos in many popular TV programmes.

 

[M'Sharak]

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.com/caption/caption149a.jpg

Picard: What the devil?
Data: It would seem that nude jumping jacks are a part of the daily regimen, even in Shakespearean times.

Hamlet, onstage:
"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of nude jumping jacks,
Or to take arms against starfleet regulations,
And by opposing end them?

That sounds very much like something out of The Magic Christian.

 

[Civil Shadow]

Hi, I'm new here. Do you guys take 'chops?

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"There, there...

Holographic Doc Holliday can't anally rape you ANYMORE..."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Would this be a bad time for a colorful metaphor...as well as emptying my bowels?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: It's a nice costume Data, but I'm not sure Eddie Vedder dressed that way.
DATA: I assure you captain, this is the epitome of the "grunge" look.

 

[MichaelArn99]

Riker - "I'm happy we've reached Vertiform city too, but that's quite enough!"

 

[TheHungarian]

Data: So... thith ith what Pot tastes likes?

Riker: He knew too much, he needed to die.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "One does not simply transport their way into Sto-Vo-Kor."

It was then Riker realized while his hug had his hands firmly around the old man, the old man's hands were firmly somewhere else...

 

[Triskelion]

Data, table seven looks like they could use some pepper.
Yes sir.

Man's love affair with Industrialization didn't count on Feudalism catching them in the act.

 

[Kirby]

Much to Riker's horror, his fantasy three-way program malfunctioned and the Orion slave girls were replaced with Super Mario and Drew Carey.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Computer...stop Holoprogram PINK FLOYD 002 !!

NOW!!!"

HOLO-ENGINEER:"I've always depended on the kindness of non-photonics."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Is this program SUPPOSED to feature fire-breathing dragons and wenches in skimpy dresses? I don't remember Shakespeare ever writing anything like this..."

DATA:"I added subroutines, sir. To make this particular play somewhat less...how did old Earth put it...gay."

 

[Rat Boy]

Much to Riker's horror, his fantasy three-way program malfunctioned and the Orion slave girls were replaced with Super Mario and Drew Carey.

And Amy Winehouse was in the suit of armor.