TNG Caption This #144 - "One Louder"

[scottydog]

Wesley, thinking: "I can't believe I'm the only one on the ship that mom makes do de nude jumping jacks during a physical."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Queen to Pussy's Level Four...

VIRGIN-MATE!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Queen to Pussy's Level Four...

VIRGIN-MATE!"

COMPUTER: Virgin. Mate. Virgin. Mate. Does not compute. Is not the will of Landru. Norman coordinate. Sterilize! You are not the Creator!! This ...unit ...must ...die.

Explosion

 

[Triskelion]

Computer: Draw loser card. Card reads: go on date, but date can't find your zipper, goes home in disgust. Lose 200 credits and Mom catches you masturbating.
Wesley: Get out of my head!

 

[cooleddie74]

It's DORK-TEGO...

New from Milton-Bradley!

Rack 'em up...move across the board...and use your cunning!

Does it matter if you win? Nope. Because whether you're good at Dork-tego or not you're still a dickless virgin playing a stupid, contrived board game on a starship!(TM)

 

[John Picard]

Wesley waits while yet another never-ending caption contest drags on without a winner being declared.

 

[cooleddie74]

"...I wonder how Lard Ass would have played this move? I need to write some more!"

 

[cultcross]

Wesley waits while yet another never-ending caption contest drags on without a winner being declared.

You don't like it, you don't have to participate.

 

[cooleddie74]

Wesley continued to play his board game ad nauseam...over and over again...while waiting on a contest winner to be named.

 

[Triskelion]

No Mom, I'm not ready to go to bed, I'm still waiting for Robin to call. She's only a few days late!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hmmmm.

I wonder...would it be bad manners to contact Robin and tell her about the herpes I've been carrying for years?"

 

[cultcross]

And this one's done.