TNG Caption This #139 - "String Theory"

[cooleddie74]

"Good job, Wesley.

Now...upload those pictures to my desktop viewer in my quarters. And save them to my "special" file."

"You lost the Baldest Person on the Enterprise contest again...did you not, sir?"

 

[scottydog]

Wesley: "KAHHNN't believe it, it's so gross!"

 

[May 20]

Wesley thinking: Poor Cmdr. Riker. The less he gets, the more he talks.

 

[Rat Boy]

Wesley: "KAHHNN't believe it, it's so gross!"

Dammit, and here I was looking for a line to give Wesley for that .gif.

 

[scottydog]

Data: "I thought only Ron Jeremy could do that."

 

[Gertch]

Data: "I thought only Ron Jeremy could do that."

* queue music from the last scene of Inner Light *

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: What is this "Two Girls, One Cup" that Commander Riker had you view?
Picard: The horror, Data. The horror.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Me not like being told how to drive."

 

[scottydog]

Cloud William: "Me not like being told how to drive."

Riker: "How dumb. You're free to leave."

Cloud William: "Free? Dumb? It is a worship word. You will not speak it."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Already seen '2 Girls, 1 Cup.' Have you seen '2 Yangs, 1 Kohm?'"

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William: "Does my hairy coat bother you?"
Riker: "Nah. I dated Deanna."
Cloud William: "Ah. Me see. It like she getting piggy-back ride from Sideshow Bob ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Helm, set course for Rigel VII, warp factor six."

Cloud William: "I do not fully understand, one named Number One, but the course change will be obeyed. I swear it."

Riker: "Cut the theatrics and engage already!"

 

[Outpost4]

Data: Yes, captain. I can see that it is empty. But as someone once said, a commanding officer doesn't need brains. Just a good loud voice.

 

[Outpost4]

Riker: Start with an X in the center square.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"NO, NO...you furry Neanderthal rube!!!

Take it out of park first!!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Nice outfit. Did I tell you that on a mission to Armus IX, I also had to wear feathers?
Cloud William: Also heard you had to wear pansy outfit on Angel One.

 

[cooleddie74]

Don't Ask-Don't Tell had a profound if largely silent effect on starship bridge crews.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Doctor Crusher informed me of her medical news.

Would this be a bad time for a fellow officer and friend to suggest baby names?"

 

[Outpost4]

Data: No, captain, an android's bottom is still smoother.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORST...

STARING...

CONTEST...

CHALLENGE...

EVER.