TNG Caption This #138 - "Still Waiting"

[scottydog]

Deanna: "Okay, so the 'D' should have been a 'G'. You can come out of the closet another day."

 

[scottydog]

Deanna: "Captain! This is NOT cerebral palsy day!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

TROI:"Mister Homn put a KICK ME sign on you.

However, being much taller...he apparently missed your back."

 

[Santa Kang]

TROI: Nope, still bald. Ask Mudd for your money back.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: I dunno, Counselor, 5 bars of latinum for a simple hand-job.
Troi: I charge Riker, 6 bars. You're getting a deal.

 

[SantaEddie74]

TOUGH-WARPIN' Tinactin


In the Starfleet Medical Aisle!(TM)

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi: "Don't tell me; another Nintendo Wii injury."

 

[Triskelion]

Sorry Counselor. I threw my back out doing it all night with the Pleasure Goddess of Rixx. You really ought to try Reg's holoprogram sometime.

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Sorry, Counselor.

My humblest apologies.

Vash neglected to tell me she was crawling with Risan crabs."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Counselor, I was wondering if you were familiar with "snowballing."

 

[cultcross]

These are fantastic this week, I can hardly bear to take this one down...

So I'm not gonna

Give it another day or two, you guys are on fire.

 

[Scarebaby]

Who declares the winners? Do we all vote or what?

[/noob]

 

[Gertch]

cultcross runs the contest (in a most perfect way I might add) and for $20 you can have a say in who wins. Otherwise it's out of our hands.

 

[cultcross]

cultcross runs the contest (in a most perfect way I might add) and for $20 you can have a say in who wins. Otherwise it's out of our hands.

I'm thinking of starting a 'Mudd Club' of my own to increase bribe revenue....

 

[Gertch]

I'll wait for the "Q club" where for ridiculous sums of money I can have omnipotent power in a Caption Contest.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "I'm getting antsy about who wins."

Troi: "Anxious to know the winner?"

Picard: "No, literally, there are ANTS crawling on me!"

 

[Triskelion]

Counselor, stop shooting gay rays into my brain!
Captain, Betazoids can't -
Gaydar defense posture...Activate!

Bad cat! No furballing! No, Spot!

 

[Locutus of Board]

I wonder where this string leads to from this subspace anomaly

It feels as if there's someone pulling my spinal cord out of my neck!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data (talking to Spot): According to Commander Riker's historical holodeck program of the first Earth starship Enterprise, a person's life is like a string; at one end is a person's birth and at the other a person's death. Tie the ends, ball up the string and the days of one's life touch. Get loose from the string... then you can time travel within your own life time... it's called "Quantum Leap."

 

[Gaius Baltar]

data failed to grasp the concept of the ancient earth device known as the yo-yo