TNG Caption This #136 - "Missing Staff Meetings"

[cultcross]

With the more obvious humour of the last contest's pics, it seemed like it was over before it even really got started, so I thought I'd do a quicker changeover than usual this time.

First up in the winners for the last round, Nerys Myk pulled the best play on the word 'staff' prize, with early gem:

RIKER: Inform Dr. Crusher I've developed a staph infection.

And second week in a row for our resident self proclaimed "GOD", Shatmandu, with the clear winner:

Data: "Has anyone seen Spot?"
Worf: "Just eat."

I don't even think he needs to try with these things sometimes

congrats to our winners.
Heading back to the first season this time, see what you make of these, next time on StaaaaaaaaaaaarTrektheNextGeneration...erm,captioncontest.

 

[Gertch]

Congrats to the winners!

"Captain, if you could move to your left a bit I'll have just Wesley in the disintegrator beam."

Picard had finally reached the age where he no longer felt himself fart.

 

[Rat Boy]

Stewart: "Hey, look; it's our careers going up in smoke."

Patrick Stewart dusts his TNG wax museum.

 

[Hedbergian]

The bridge officers seemed a little immature about the captain letting LaForge drive.

LaForge: I'M NOT BLIND!!!!!! SEE MY VISOR?!?!? ... STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kirby]

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Riker: Ok, Captain, button hook right, Geordi, slant left, Wesley, we're gonna need more water. You're our man!

Riker could bring himself to climax just thinking about Risa.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard's attempt to make "Whachu talkin 'bout Willis?" his catch phrase met with failure.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Fourteen hours into the staring contest, Data informed the competitors that goldfish didn't have eyelids... Then woke Geordi up.

A joke that never grew old, having "Property of Beverly Crusher" tatooed into Picard's head at his last physical.

 

[John Picard]

Picard was caught off guard when his new Executive Officer, Commander Riker, wore assless chaps on their first day on the bridge. Counselor Troi, Doctor Crusher, and Lt Yar, however, seemed to rather enjoy the moment.

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, thanks for the win! That caption surprised even me, when it came out.

Geordi: "They come equipped with a level five containment field; the difficulty will be getting Worf to wear the underpants in the first place."

Riker: "Nice Menora, Jew-Luc."

 

[hmbnimbus]

Wesley: Help me Jean-Luc Picard, you're my only hope!

Geordi's inadvertant comment about "fortune favouring the bold" amused everyone except the Captain.

 

[hmbnimbus]

The bridge officers seemed a little immature about the captain letting LaForge drive.

LaForge: I'M NOT BLIND!!!!!! SEE MY VISOR?!?!? ... STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Whilst Picard uses it as a distraction to look down Deanna Troi's dress.

 

[Triskelion]

Wesley: It's my latest science project sirs. The testisticulon beam reverses the dropping process forcing them to retract up to their prepubescent state. Of course I'm immune so it hasn't been tested.
Picard: Yes, yes Wesley...now turn it off...Let's get that academy application endorsed, shall we?

(Geordi mistakes a subspace harmonic envelope for an ion displacement wake).
Data: Geordi, interplexing a harmonic covariance with a quantum resonance is not physically possible in three dimensional space travel.
Riker: Dumbass. Even the robot knows that.

 

[Rat Boy]

It wasn't the crappy flowers or the velcro tribble they were laughing at; it was the assless chaps.

 

[cooleddie74]

WESLEY:"Ummmm....maybe I'm out of line...but should be standing this close to the microwave while it's cooking?"

PICARD:"Stop it.

It's not MY fault the French develop ass-droop in their later years."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Killing him was a bad idea Geordi. His damn ghost is twice as annnoying

 

[John Picard]

Captain Picard and his crew eagerly anticipate the switchover from analog to digital TV signals so that they can take advantage of the HD channels on the television in 10-Forward.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WESLEY: OK, I see the two girls, but how does the cup figure in this?

PICARD: Wait for it...

 

[Mitty]

Thinking ahead to that scene in "Parallels" with a barely covered La Forge dead on a bio-bed was just to hilarious for some.

 

[Shatmandu]

Even with the sonic steam, Geordi's peephole into Dr. Crusher's shower was a big hit.

 

[26138]

Riker smiled as he snuck up to try out his patented "crotch in your face" move on Geordi instead of Data.