TNG Caption This #133 - "Habitual Theft"

[cooleddie74]

"Commander LaForge and I have found a way to reduce Mister Worf's gor'ch to this size...making it infinitely less disgusting during dinnertime."

RIKER:"Play the ENTERPRISE finale up there. You'll soon know why Deanna and I can never, ever go back to Holodeck One again."

 

[Shatmandu]

The real reason he had never been given command of a starship was Riker's absolute insistence on starting all briefings with a "pull my finger" joke.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Sir, I think we need to talk about how you've been using the bridge at night."

 

[Oceanborn_angel]

Data: I believe this is something you would call playing the world's smallest violin Geordi.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Geordi and I are looking for what old Earth humans once called...'A Piece of the Action.' Not much per se...this much. But enough to justify wearing those Dixon Hill clothes again and getting our rental's worth."

"Activate the screen, Mister Worf.

You're gonna love this one. It's of Deanna peeing in her quarters."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Uh, how about Photoshopping in Balok's head?"

Picard: "Oh, for crying out loud, Will; that's been done to death. This is why we don't let you do captions for the rest of us anymore."

 

[Triskelion]

Beverly: My musical tribute to the mouse pointer is going to be the hit of the Starship theater circuit!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "No, no, you're both doing it wrong. How do you expect to be a starship captain if you can't do 'Engage' right?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Happy Travolta day people."
Riker and Worf: "Happy Travolta day!"
Shelby: "I thought in the future we had evolved beyond Scientology..."

 

[Gertch]

Riker: "My grandma used to say, every time you point the blame at someone there's three fingers pointing back at YOU."


MEANWHILE... 4 hours later...

Picard: "Damn. Every single time."
Worf: "She has no honor."

 

[Triskelion]

Beverly: Why don't we set course for the plague planet? We have the cure onboard.
Geordi: Quiet Beverly, you know it's Starfleet regulation that you don't get a say till you've bedded the ship's counselor. Ok, two to one, back to Risa it is. Sorry Commander Riker, I guess nobody but you really enjoyed the planet of androgynous nerds.

 

[cultcross]

And we're done...
Good job people, next contest is up!!

In spirit of the caption contest multiple-complex-photoshop-entrants, I close with this bomb: