TNG Caption This #133 - "Habitual Theft"

[cultcross]

Fianlly, contest 132 draws to a close. The winner for picture one I spotted quite early on, with a nice connection to the source episode. The second took a bit longer to emerge....

"Mr Data, kindly send a message to the Tamarians and ask them to stop beaming away everything I pick up."

"Calgon...

take me away!!!!"

And as for photoshop winner, this has a simple genius I loved:

Picard: "Mr Data, watch as I levitate my communicator,"

Well done to our winners,
on to this time's images:

 

[Michael]

Data: "Yeah, my penis is actually just that long."

 

[cultcross]

^ Time for that joke to surface... 3 minutes

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "I will do it, but it will cost you."

Riker: "Wait a minute! What happened? Where's the rest of The Sopranos finale?"

 

[Mister.Woof]

"Yes sir. I am crushing his head."

 

[Michael]

^ Time for that joke to surface... 3 minutes

Yeah, sorry about that. I would have been faster, but the board had a time-out.

Riker: "I just knew it was Kristin!"

Data: "Just pull my finger, Captain."

 

[cultcross]

"Sh! sh! www.sh! dot com! Knock knock. Who's there? Sh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it!"

 

[scottydog]

Data: "Geordi, regarding your romance problems, I believe the appropriate gesture is this: the world's smallest violin."

 

[scottydog]

Data: "Geordi, regarding your romance problems, I believe the appropriate position for her legs is this."

 

[Michael]

Data: "What, you don't believe me? Geordi's dreads actually were that long!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Data Montana: "On this ship, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

Frakes: "See, Liz, this was what we had to wear the first couple seasons."

 

[Rat Boy]

Everything was a lot more relaxed when Data was in charge.

 

[Outpost4]

Data: Yes, Captain, I have Mr. Crusher's social skills right here.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Data's Groucho Marx impressions could get a little out of hand

 

[Gertch]

Thank you for a win!

Data: "Captain. The transporters biofilter is obviously malfunctioning. This is the third 'cootie' I have picked off of Geordi since he beamed up from Risa. *wink*"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Riker:"And this photo goes public unless you give us all promotions"

Riker:"Our uniforms may not be the best, but at least we don't have to wear that crap!"

 

[Gertch]

Riker: "Captain, as you'll see by these scans coming up..."
Picard: "Commander, there's nothing but stars there."
Riker: "The viewer on the 'other' wall sir."

 

[SciFi75]

Riker: And if you look at the screen you'll see our chances of survival against the Borg

Picard: But I see nothing.

Riker: I've made my point.

 

[K-Star]

"Sh! sh! www.sh! dot com! Knock knock. Who's there? Sh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it!"

OMG! PERFECT choice of joke! If that one doesn't win, then I'll have lost all faith in this board. J/K y'all. But seriously, that was PRICELESS!

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDIE DOLL: MAMA...MAMA