TNG Caption This #127 - "Night Terrors"
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"Good morning, Spot!
No. I must correct myself. That is not Spot my cat. That is a spot I left on my sheets."
For 24th century androids, "morning wood" has a COMPLETELY different meaning...
Save the android, save the Alpha Quadrant.
Upon first trying his sleep program, Data encountered a problem - he discovered that he was afraid of the dark.
He asked the ship's replicator to produce a night light, but it wasn't in the database. Data was unsure how to proceed.
Then Data remembered he could just screw a light bulb in his ass, and all was well.
Data: <Letting off a long and deep fart from the speaker in his ass... >(THPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTT!)
WOO HOO! GAAAAS!
"Give me a D...give me an A...give me a T...give me a second, repetitive D...what does that combination of English letters spell when combined?"
Wow, cool I won one of these things. When I first say Geordi pointing like that, The lyrics to Shaft immediately came to mind. I"ll put this on my shelf with my Golden Jesus stick for the LOST forum avatar contest, my Dundee award, and Dillon Panther state championship trophy.
Data: to himself
Many things led the decision to lie in a state of slumber on this particular bed.
The first bed indicated a 99.99% rigidity level on my subdermal sensors. I tried to readjust to the mattress to skin ratio to a more suitable level but found that level to be incompatible with the slumber needs of my body.
The second bed I found to have less of a rigidity factor as the previously mentioned bed. In fact the level was an alarming 48.32% rate. I note that the further my body would lie on the mattress, I would then sink down into the mattress. This bed was also incompatible for my slumber needs.
Finally the current mattress I am on contains a rigidity level of exactly 89%. My body continues to lie in a comfortable state that does not alarm my subdermal sensors, nor do I become engulfed in said mattress while in slumber mode.
In Conlusion, after much speculation I believe this current mattress to be as what many of my shipmates would describe as "Just Right."
Please see similar observations under subheadings "Porridge heat levels," and "Structural Integrity levels for Living room chairs."
Data: to himself
Many things led the decision to lie in a state of slumber on this particular bed.
The first bed indicated a 99.99% rigidity level on my subdermal sensors. I tried to readjust to the mattress to skin ratio to a more suitable level but found that level to be incompatible with the slumber needs of my body.
The second bed I found to have less of a rigidity factor as the previously mentioned bed. In fact the level was an alarming 48.32% rate. I note that the further my body would lie on the mattress, I would then sink down into the mattress. This bed was also incompatible for my slumber needs.
Finally the current mattress I am on contains a rigidity level of exactly 89%. My body continues to lie in a comfortable state that does not alarm my subdermal sensors, nor do I become engulfed in said mattress while in slumber mode.
In Conlusion, after much speculation I believe this current mattress to be as what many of my shipmates would describe as "Just Right."
Please see similar observations under subheadings "Porridge heat levels," and "Structural Integrity levels for Living room chairs."
^ LOL two for two!
Data: "I can haz emoshun chip? Yay!"
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