Geordi: "And now you know."
Data (Offscreen): "And knowing is half the battle."
TNG Caption This #126: "Another Point to Make"
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Geordi: "And now you know."
Data (Offscreen): "And knowing is half the battle."
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Commander Willis?"
Geordi: "Hey! SCREW YOU, hippie."
My name is LaForge. Let me pour myself a glass of covoisier and say welcome to "the Ladies Man"! Let's take our first caller...
Ladies man, I think I've found the woman of my dreams. She can read my emotions, which I thought I could hide by growing a beard, but she just won't let go that time that I stood her up back when I was a lowly lieutenant. What should I do?
You sir, need to find some fine bus station behind at the next planet your ship stops at... and forget about this woman. There is nothing that can't be solved with some ahhh... alien love...next caller...
"Think this chair is uncomfortable, Counselor? Look at the one Worf was using. And he just had two full glasses of prune juice to boot."
Geordi: "Why are you filming this?"
Geordi: (trying to speak 20th century black ghetto)
"Yo Blood, don make me pull my finger and let you suffer my wrath dog!"
Riker
off camera) Forget it Geordi it ain't working... you aren't going to get leave from Jean-Luc that way.Geordi. Okay... Hey Jean Luc PULL MY FINGER!
"See that pot of chiba in the back of the room...behind me? That's gotta last for the entire mission, so if I find you guys firing up some blunts while I'm on the planet's surface it's gonna be waste recycling duty for the rest of this mission, got it, Cheech?"
Look, Commander, I'm tired of this. SOMEHOW I've got to do this! SOMEHOW I've got to do that! Well you know what? SOMEHOW you need to stop coming up with crazy schemes requiring me to do the impossible... OK?
"Hello Ladies. I'm Geordi LaForge and I'm single. I'm the Chief Engineer of a Starfleet starship. I like holonovels, walking on the beach, exotic food. I'd like a woman who would settle for a less than average man and even a woman Riker wouldn't try to get a date with. If you are interested, contact me with the subspace number provided by Alpha Quadrant Love Connection.
I know this contest is closed and maybe I should post this in the thread bombs thread in Miscellaneous, but I thought I'd do this here instead.
On another board I'm on, a thread has been totally hijacked by a guy who is ranting about an issue tangentially related to the thread at the best. I posted this after one of his many posts:
On another board I'm on, a thread has been totally hijacked by a guy who is ranting about an issue tangentially related to the thread at the best. I posted this after one of his many posts:
