TNG Caption This #126: "Another Point to Make"

[Outpost4]

Damn it, this computer doesn't do anything.

 

[Super Grover]

Geordi!

Who's the black Chief Engineer
That's a sex machine to all the Holodeck chicks?

Geordi!

You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?

Geordi!

Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When a Warp Core Breach is all about

Geordi!

Right on

You see this cat Geordi
is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Geordi!

(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his Holodeck woman

Geordi Laforge

 

[The Old Mixer]

I ain't following that...!

 

[Outpost4]

Very funny. We have a winner.

Marco...

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Marco...

* ........ *

Come on, guys. Help me out here. Marco...

 

[2of1million]

Oh my God, look! Worf just ate Spot!

 

[Gertch]

"I'D HIT IT! Oops, sorry Wes. Did I say that out loud?"

 

[scottydog]

"This show is ultra-politically correct, and so it's HAPPY HOLIDAYS and NOT Merry Christmas!"

 

[Sisu]

You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk....

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "I'm not drunk! Thanks to the VISOR, I always see pink elephants."

 

[BriGuy]

Once again, Geordi's Edgar Snyder joke fell flat, for there was no money to be gotten in the 24th Century.

 

[Nebusj]

``You're absolutely correct, Mister Barclay. My fingernails are fabulous.''

 

[KJM]

"Did you just accuse me of stealing your bike?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Geordi: "You, the poster about to make a rude, off color caption! Step away from the keyboard! Yes,I'm talking to you cooleddie!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Geordi: "'What are my qualifications?' she asks. I'll tell you. You see this finger, this finger right here? Well it's Scotty's finger, been passed down from engineer to engineer. That's my pedigree, and that will be my legacy. So don't mess with me!"

 

[BriGuy]

Geordi dies? No, I don't think so. You see this shirt? What color is it? Is it red? No. It's gold. So I don't die!

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "Hey, some goddamn joker must have switched tags on the Christmas gifts. I sure as hell didn't give the captain a bottle of Rogaine!"

 

[Spider]

Naughty Boy said:

Yall can kiss my ass. I was already famous before this series.

 

[scottydog]

Data, I don't CARE if your Christmas dish was delicious. Spot was your cat, for Christ sake.

 

[Outpost4]

Burton: It's only my character that never gets any poon tang.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Today on READING RAINBOW, kids, we're going to learn about wearing painted hairclips over your eyes to look intimidating and cool...and read a book from a very famous childrens' author about the wonders of spandex and velour!"