TNG Caption This #120: "A Star Is Born"

[Gold Grizzly]

Congratulations to a relative newbie for the win this week ...

With the following as the runner-up ...

cooleddie74 said:
In space, Singing Candygram eats you.

Very well done to both of you!

So to the new picture, courtesy of TrekCore ...

Enjoy!!

 

[Noname Given]

Whether you're human or Klingon, when you gotta go, you GOTTA GO!

 

[CaptainJon]

Riker and Worf prepare for So You Think You Can Dance: 24th Century Style.

 

[May 20]

Riker: As soon as I get the doors open, you find and tackle the quarterback!
Worf: Yes, sir!

 

[Trekker4747]

Worf: Hurry! Hurry up and open the doors! Target has new baldrics on sale and I've just GOT to be the frist one in there!"
Riker: Clam down! I'm a first officer not a doorman!

 

[Spider]

pinned

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Will you please stop asking me if your uniform makes your butt look big?"

 

[Redshirts_Widow]

"Sadly, despite the fact that cut-backs had meant that Starfleet were forced to remove the firemans poles from their starships, the safety manual required that the crew still receive the training"

 

[Shatmandu]

Through Geordi's eyes.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Quickly, Commander!!!

It's coming out...NOW!!!!"

 

[Balthier the Great]

The Future's Most Amazing Starfleet Videos!
Tomight: When Holodecks Malfunction.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Riker: Computer, activate program Riker Alpha Sixty Nine, "Gorn on Xindi-Reptilian Lesbo Action!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Outside of Troi's quarters, Riker made a few quick changes to the Worf robot's programming.

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "When I get this open, you run in and choke Wesley to death as you rape him."
Worf: "K'PLAH!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Hurry! I can't hold it anymore!"

Riker: "I'm trying, I'm trying. Who the hell thought putting a combination lock on the bathroom doors was such a good idea?"

 

[mr.peany]

Worf: "Hurry Commander, I've assumed the position!"

Riker: "Just hold a sec, the lube is just behind these doors!"

 

[Vasquez Rocks]

Worf [singing]: "Born to hand-jive, oh yeah!"

Riker: "Wow, are you anxious. I haven't even started the Grease program yet."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "Do you have the intruder Mr Worf?"

Worf: "Yes, but I can't... can't get to the controls of his cloaking device."

Riker: "Quick, dry hump his leg while I activate the security field."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf's ass: Prrrpprpprrprppr!

Riker: "Have you ever considered playing the trombone Mr Worf?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Where will you be when your aggressive Klingon diarrhea strikes back?