PICARD:"Would this be a bad time to tell all of you I had a giant plate of asparagus and kidney beans for lunch?"
TNG Caption This #119: "Full House"
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PICARD:"Would this be a bad time to tell all of you I had a giant plate of asparagus and kidney beans for lunch?"
PICARD:"Alright...we're here...
Now, who has the bag of fecal matter...and which of you brought the flame emitter?"
All agreed: Commander Riker's "Naked Tuesdays on the Bridge" had to end.
Rat Boy said:
Picard: Yo alright, like Keiko baby, you and Flaming Obrien take Deck 3, Pimp Daddy Data will take Deck 4 with Dat bitch Lil Bev and Troi baby and I will work the bridge...
And you bitches better swallow and have da money!
(Cue reservoir dogs music)
Data:"why the f*** am i always Mr White".
Haggis and Tatties said:
(Cue reservoir dogs music)
Data:"why the f*** am i always Mr White".
*In a similar vein*
(Cue "Battle Without Honor or Humanity")
Picard and his group weren't taking any chances if the Bride showed up on the Enterprise.
The Ratpack... The Next Generation...
Sinatra: Picard
Joey Bishop: O'Brien
Dino: Data
Sammy Davis: Worf
Chicks:
Barbara Sinatra: Troi
Silva Bishop: Keiko:
Picard*snickers to self* : Huh huh, I just cut one.
Stewart: <Muttering> Damn it Riker I did not tell you to hide so well that we could not seek you!
Picard and Company: <Singing in corridor>
On the first day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me
A cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the second day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me.
Two tribbles purring
And a cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the third day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me.
Three French Wines
Two tribbles purring,
And a cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the fourth day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me.
Four Dying redshirts,
Three French Wines
Two tribbles purring,
And a cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the fifth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me.
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the sixth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me.
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the seventh day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the eighth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the ninth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the tenth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Ten Quotations from Data,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the eleventh day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me.
Eleven Phasers blasting,
Ten Quotations from Data,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.
On the twelfth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer sent to me,
Twelve streaking Betazoids,
Eleven Phasers blasting,
Ten Quotations from Data,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.
(LOLOLOL!)
Carl-luc Picard cruised the corridor with his posse to "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees and sporting his Ambassador Carl Spock Fro...
Troi: <gasps and swoons> Oh my god... The fro... Its sooo... THICK!
Worf: Captain....
Picard: That's Carl Picard to you Klinga-baby...
Worf <grunts> I can't see for any intruders over your fro.
Data: I am at a loss to see either Mr. Worf. I could shoot a hole through it.
Carl-Picard. I don't think so Data-baby.
O'Brien: Damn i am getting splattered with Gerry Curl!
Kiko: So am i... Gross!
Carl Picard: DEal with it baby... Puff puff and PASS!
"Now...everybody wait until Commander Riker steps out of the shower to retrieve his duty PADD...then scream."
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