TNG Caption This #119: "Full House"

[K-Star]

Gertch said:

Even though the trail had grown cold, Picard would not rest until they tracked down the swine leaving prints on the ceiling.

SPIDERPIG FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Federation President Palpatine (offscreen): Captain Picard! I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then. I must say you're here sooner than expected...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Will...we told you not to eat so much bean casserole. Other people need to use that room, too!"

 

[Kurtman]

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Picard: I'm terribly sorry, but we couldn't find Peter. However, a rodent crawled into my pants and has stayed there for 2 days.
Woman: THAT'S HIM! IT'S MY PETEY!
Picard: Then searching 3 planets, crawling through several kilometers of Jefferies tubes and sacrificing Will wasn't in vain at all. *eye twitches*

 

[BriGuy]

Keiko: Miles, where are we going?
O'Brien: We're going to a surprise party.
Keiko: Who for?
O'Brien: Captain Picard.... oh, shit.

 

[BriGuy]

Worf, growling: Where are we going?
O'Brien: Why Worf, we're... Headin' out to Eden...
Everyone: Yeah, brother!
O'Brien Heading out to Eden
Everyone: Yeah, brother!

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"With all due respect to the rest of you and Commander Riker's birtday, I don't know why I have to be the one among us to perform the Strip-o-Gram."

 

[NathanielM]

cooleddie74 said:

CARL BALOK: I am your new captain, and you have one minute to flash your boobs for beads Troi-Baby...

 

[NathanielM]

Carl-luc Picard pissed off when he has a BAD FRO day...

LOL

 

[cooleddie74]

"Like...make it SO, ya dig? This ship is so big and so REAL, man! Do ya reach me?"

 

[SciFi75]

The reason why Starfleet recruiting posters suck.

 

[NathanielM]

Carl Luc Picard: Gimmie da funk baby. gimmie gimme gimme dat funk...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hurry up in there, Will.

Other people want to try the new Risan Super-Suck Machine, too."

 

[Ihlecreations]

Damn trekkies, just once I would like to talk a walk with out them following me.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Where will you be when your diarreah strikes.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Mr. Lucas we would like to have a chat with you about Episodes 1-3.

 

[NathanielM]

Carl Luc Picard: HELLLLOOOOO BAAAAALLLLTIMOOORE!

 

[BriGuy]

Keiko: Miles, did the captain just fart?
Miles: sniff... must be all that Earl Grey.

 

[Vassa]

The crew reacts to Wesley's latest science project.

 

[NathanielM]

Carl Picard and Company: <singing Partridge Family TV Show Theme Song>

Hello, world, here the song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!

We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together,
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singing a song.

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!