HAL 9000:"Good evening, Captain...gentle ladies and sirs. Would you like to hear a nice, pleasant song called 'Daisy' ?"
TNG Caption This #119: "Full House"
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HAL 9000:"Good evening, Captain...gentle ladies and sirs. Would you like to hear a nice, pleasant song called 'Daisy' ?"
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Deanna: I sense a presence on the...
Whole Crew: Shut up!
Deanna: I sense a presence on the...
Whole Crew: Shut up!
"Counselor, you ring the door chime...I'll kick Will in the nuts as the door opens. Got it?"
Picard: Last one to the bathroom is a rotten egg...
Kiki Outta the way me first.
Troi: No me first
Obrien: No ME!
Worf: No Mee...
Data: I have ti discharge a yellow liquid.... I need to be first.
Captain Picard- It's Tuesday and everyone knows what we do on Tuesday............were going to Apple Bee's
Worf- its always Apple Bee's why can't we go Olive Garden
Captain Picard - when you become Captain, then you can choose where we go
Worf- I hate you
OR
Data- who keeps the romulans in the neutral zone?
Picard- WE DO!
Keiko- WE DOOOOOO!!!
"Crap.
Counselor, I forgot to bring the huge Publishers' Clearing House prize award check. Do you have it?"
Picard and company: <singing>
Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse!
Mickey Mouse!
Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!
Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse club
We'll have fun
We'll be new faces
High! High! High! High!
We'll do things and
We'll go places
All around the world
We'll go marching
Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse!
Mickey Mouse!
Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!
Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
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Ok, I didn't get the LA law reference there...
Nathaniel
Ok, I didn't get the LA law reference there...
Nathaniel
"Hi...I'm Jean-Luc Picard, this is the 'Door Chime Scare'...and welcome to JACKASS!"
As they headed down the corridor to the Bridge meeting room, Picard began to wonder if perhaps he said, "Conference.", on the bridge a little too often.
Picard: "Will, I'm not even going on an away mission. I'm simply going to ten forward for a cup of earl grey."
Riker: "I don't care, sir. It's my responsibility to protect the captain!"
Picard: "Okay...well I understand Data and Worf...but did you really need to send O'Brien? The poor bastard is blind."
PROGRAMME: STARDATE 46359.2 2100 hours - Data's Poetry Reading
Duration - 21 hours
TROI: If WE have to go, SO DO YOU!!!
TRoi and Company: <Singing>
Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they’re turned around.
Who’d have thought they’d lead ya (Who’d have thought they’d lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve got him on the spot,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Jean-Luc Kotter: Up yer Nose!
"You ring the bell, Counselor...I'll put my finger down my throat and upchuck just as he opens the door."
Captain Jean Luc Stubing: Welcome Aboard the Love Starship.
My crew: Cruise Director is Troi, Purser Obrien, Bartender: Worf, and temporary Doctor Data.
