"Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy" Line-by-line

[retroenzo]

[Bridge]
(There is a gaseous object on the viewscreen. Chakotay enters.)
CHAKOTAY: Where did that come from?

 

[Catarina]

JANEWAY: Good question. It didn't show up on sensors until a few minutes ago.

 

[cosmic mouse]

CHAKOTAY: T class nebula. A thousand kilometre diameter. Hydrogen, helium, argon.

 

[Catarina]

JANEWAY: Nothing too dramatic.

 

[cosmic mouse]

CHAKOTAY: If you want some drama, take a look at this.
(He hands over a PADD.)

 

[Catarina]

JANEWAY: To Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager. From Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager. Topic, status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager.

 

[cosmic mouse]

CHAKOTAY: He's filing a formal grievance.


(this ep cracks me up- just posting the transcript lines is making me laugh)

 

[Catarina]

JANEWAY: Regarding?

(me too. I'm sure we're all looking forward to the dream sequences)

 

[cosmic mouse]

CHAKOTAY: His treatment by the crew. There's also a paragraph about his future on Voyager, and a proposal for his advancement.

 

[Catarina]

JANEWAY: Failure to acknowledge sentience. Rude behaviour. What's this? A request to be made Captain in the event of a catastrophic emergency? He's serious.

 

[cosmic mouse]

CHAKOTAY: Dead serious and he wants a formal response, for the record.

(okay, last one for now- I'm going outside for a walk on the rest of my break. Enjoy!)

 

[Catarina]

TUVOK: Protocol allows for Commander Chakotay or myself to address his demands, if the captain would prefer.

(I will after I (speaking of writing a draft) I must get back to work on a draft of my own. Ta, ta! )

 

[May 20]

JANEWAY: No, I'll take care of it. I don't want anybody to be uncomfortable on this ship. I guess we should all try to be more considerate of his feelings.

 

[Catarina]

PARIS: Captain, he does it to himself. He's Chief Medical Officer. Is it our fault that's not enough for him?

 

[May 20]

JANEWAY: Resume course toward the planet. Chakotay, you have the bridge. I've got a formal response to draft.

 

[Catarina]

[Overlooker ship]

(Inside the nebula, a crew of neckless aliens in rubber suits are making notes.)
OVERLOOKER: What category did I assign that vessel?

 

[retroenzo]

PHLOX: Unacceptable risk.

(Phlox? It's been ages since I saw this episode!)

 

[Catarina]

OVERLOOKER: Correct. And what was my justification for that decision?

(right? i just call them Mr. potato 1 and 2 )

 

[May 20]

PHLOX: The ship appears in none of our databases. Initial attempts to scan the interior failed.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

OVERLOOKER: Then why are you wasting our resources?