"Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy" Line-by-line

[Catarina]

I have no idea who does the randomizer or who leads the next line by line. But we Voy fans have taken over and wanted another round of Voy line-by-line. If that's frowned upon, well start another :P

For new people the rules go as such: You can only post one character line at a time and one person must post before you can post again. You're welcome to try from memory or you can copy and paste from this transcript site: http://chakoteya.net/Voyager/603.htm

 

[Catarina]

[Mess hall]

EMH: Somewhere, in that totality known as the universe, is a galaxy called the Milky Way. Tucked into the corner of that galaxy is a planet named Earth. On that planet is a city called Mantua. Go straight ahead past the fountain, turn right, then left, then right again. You'll find yourself walking along the water, listening, as a man sings of his beloved's unfaithful heart. And even the fish begin to weep. Quando, la donna e mobile. (singing) La donne e mobile, qual piuma al a vento, muta d'accento, e di pensiero. Sempre un'amabile, leggiadro viso, in pianto o in riso, e mensognero. La donna e mobile, qual pium al vento, muta d'accento, e di pensier. E di pensier.
(Tuvok is weeping.)

 

[JanewayRulz!]

PARIS: Tuvok?

 

[Catarina]

EMH: E di pensier!
(Tuvok starts laughing, then falls to his knees.)

 

[JanewayRulz!]

PARIS: Tuvok!
(Paris goes to help and gets pushed away.)

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

JANEWAY: Janeway to Security. Get a team to the mess hall right away.

 

[May 20]

EMH: Stand back. He's been seized by the pon farr. A neurochemical imbalance is driving him to mate. We won't be able to reason with him. (singing) Tuvok, I understand. You are a Vulcan man. You have just gone without for seven years about. Paris, please find a way to load a hypospray. I will give you the sign. Just aim for his behind. Hormones are raging, Synapses blazing, It's all so veeee (Paris gets an emergency medkit and loads the hypospray, then throws it to the EMH whilst he is holding the note.) Eeery illogical. Illogical. Illogical.

 

[cosmic mouse]

ALL: Bravo! Bravo!

 

[May 20]

(Applause and adoring looks from Janeway. Flowers and kisses are thrown at the maestro.)
TORRES: Doctor?

 

[cosmic mouse]

[Doctor's office]

TORRES: Doctor? Hello?

 

[Catarina]

(The EMH ends his daydream and returns to his work.)
TORRES: Maybe I'd better run a diagnostic on your hearing subroutines.

 

[May 20]

EMH: My hearing's fine. I was just letting my mind wander, that's all.

 

[Catarina]

TORRES: If you're not working on anything, you should deactivate yourself. Save us the energy.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

EMH: Wait a second, I thought I was scheduled to go on the away team.

 

[Catarina]

TORRES: Well, the planet looks safe on the long range sensors. Any medical problems, and we can use the transporter. But, take a look at those scans and see if there's anything we might have missed.

 

[retroenzo]

EMH: Lieutenant, I wanted to go on the away team. There's a canyon on that planet I'd like to investigate.

 

[Catarina]

TORRES: I've already handed out assignments. Next time. If you'd like, I'll snap a few images for you.

 

[cosmic mouse]

EMH: Don't bother.

 

[Catarina]

TORRES: Suit yourself.
(Torres leaves.)

 

[May 20]

EMH: I'll just use my imagination.