Threshold Line-by-Line

[mattman8907]

Mr. Vulcan: Are you saying Lieutenant Paris is evolving?

 

[Soaraway]

Hardlight: That's my theory. The only difference between natural evolution and what happened to Mister Paris is that his changes took place over a twenty four hour period. Somehow, travelling at infinite velocity accelerated the natural human evolutionary process by millions of years. It's possible that Mister Paris represents a future stage in human development, although I can't say it's very attractive.

 

[Oddish]

EX MAQUIS: "What do we do about it?"

 

[Orac]

The Doctor: I think my antiproton approach was correct. However, I'll need to intensify the treatment to restore his original DNA.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

That guy who works on the bridge [OC]: Bridge to Chakotay.

(Living through this episode again, the silliness of the technobabble is just...breathtaking. Award-worthy. I mean, someone shoulda called the Hugos.)

 

[Oddish]

THE DUDE WITH THE TATTOO: "Go ahead."

 

[Orac]

Harry [OC]: I think I've found the shuttlecraft, Commander. It's on the 4th planet, in one of the jungles near the equator.

 

[Soaraway]

He wishes he were a coffee: Acknowledged. Tuvok, have a security team meet us in Transporter room three.

 

[Oddish]

[Planet surface]

(Night. A pair of giant salamanders are lying on the shore by a river. Tuvok and Chakotay, and two security guards, beam down. The salamanders react to their flashlights, and Chakotay stuns them.)

SALAMANDER ZAPPER: "There are traces of human DNA. It's them. But I have to admit, I'm not sure which one is the Captain."

 

[Orac]

Chocolate Spock: The female, obviously.

 

[Soaraway]

(Three baby salamanders emerge from a hole in the sand and slither off into the water.)
Chakotay: I don't know how I'm going to enter this into the log.

 

[Oddish]

KAL-TOH MASTER: "I look forward to reading it."

 

[Orac]

First Officer's log, supplemental. We've transported the Captain and Mister Paris back to Sickbay. As for their offspring, I've decided to leave them in their new habitat.

 

[May 20]

[Sickbay]

EMH: I've eradicated all traces of the mutant DNA from your system and restored your original genome. Congratulations. You're human again.

 

[Soaraway]

Not Mrs.Columbo: Thank you, Doctor.

 

[Oddish]

NOT THE COWBOY: "Captain, it'll take some time for your genetic codes to stabilise. I'd like you to remain in Sickbay for the next three days, just to be safe."

 

[Rocky6]

JANEWAY: Excuse me.

 

[Soaraway]

The creator of Fair Haven: Captain, er...

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Captain Forthright to a Fault: I've thought about having children, but I must say I never considered having them with you.

 

[Athena28]

PARIS: Captain, I'm sorry. I, I don't know what to say, except I don't remember very much about, er, you know