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Three Years Of Starscream: A Celebration

I could do a rippin' Jethro imposter dual so dead-on that Skank and the boys would start callin' me "Daddy!" :D

But I won't. ;)
 
Reg dates never lie? :p

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Kurn (Reg'd Summer 2003)
AKA Jim Gamma (Reg'd Jan 2002)
AKA JimH (Reg'd April 2001)

:D :D :D
 
Bumping this a little early this year to let you all know that there will be a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT regarding my TrekBBS future on Sunday April 30th. Just thought I'd give you all time to prepare of the shock. Even though you don't know quite what it is. Just prepare for the shock in whichever way seems best for you. Maybe take lots of drugs or something, I don't know.

Anyway, DO NOT congratulate me on six years yet, as it would be factually innaccurate. If you must congratulate me on something, make it for my good looks and poise.
 
So we come to it at last. Six years of Starscream. Three years of "Three Years Of Starscream". The big announcement you (well, Tristan at least) have all been waiting for. It's going to cause chaos. Some will be hurt along the way. But it has to be done. It's the only way. It's the only way...

(I know how over-used Bilbo's farewell speech has been on the internet, so I'll skip the part where I list the various types of TrekBBSers ("Feet Captains!") and get to the good part.)

My dear people. Today is my sixth anniversary! I am 4332 posts old today! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves as much as I am. I shall not keep you long. I have called you all together for a Purpose. Indeed, for Two Purposes! First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that six years is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable posters. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like (well, more like half of one percentage of you, if that); and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve (I'm not sure how that works out but I hope it's derogatory). Secondly and finally, I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. I regret to announce that - though, as I said, six years is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!

Starscream
2000 - 2006
He saved the board.
A lot.
 
I left already, but I came back to say tell you bye and to tell you that I love you and want to have your babies and you can fuck off you drunk, bisexual, far-less-than-attractive nugget-munching, Kurt Angle-worshipping, Scottish man with a small penis or perhaps no penis at all.

I am leaving you forever to spend the rest of my life having 3 way sex with Big Matty and KlingonMyBallz!!!!!1

Unless you apologize.

And make me Eggs Benedict.

With fresh-squeezed orange juice.

Rock on.
 
Starscream was here for six years and nobody but the disgraced former preacher and the Bonz's servant cared when he left? LOL! What a "looser"! LMWAO!
 
I guess we have seen the last ride of Starscream and his immortals.

*long, heavy sigh*

Well, I guess it is back into the space suit for me.
 
Space suit? I don't get it.

In the ultimate insult, the admins have made it look like it was I, CaptainWacky, who started this thread and not that "Screamy" guy. It's their way of saying that I "own" (or "pwn" if you're mentally ill) him. Ha!
 
YES! Now I can post my "Wacky Potter" fanfic here and it will make sense!!!

Well, more or less.
 
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