This one is going to be tough. Rifftrax: Titanic

[Trekker4747]

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I'm starting to watch it now.... Not so sure about this one, I'm sure it'll be funny but considering the subject matter and what the movie is about... Oy, it might be hard to fully "enjoy" this.

 

[Shurik]

The original 5 hour version screened in test markets was a resounding failure. In that cut, Rose makes some room on the floating door, and Jack survives to marry her. Then we are treated to an over-hour-long epilogue in which they live together for many years in squalor and complete poverty, Jack scribbling cartoons for low-end skin magazines while wearing a grease-stained wife-beater, and Rose yelling at Jack that he should get a real job, lamenting the loss of her fortunes, and thinking she would have been better off at the bottom of the Atlantic after all.

 

[Trekker4747]

I'm up to the dinner with Jack at Rose, Cal, etc. Pretty funny so far.

Rose (pointing out the other "royals" at their dinner): "That's John Jacob Astor - the richest man on the ship."
Kevin: "His mother was a Jingleheimer Schmidt."