this is not good. In hospital.

[Plecostomus]

HE... is a victim of upper-crust high fashion with a flair moderating forums, HE... is a funny talking weirdo who recommends Oxycontin far too often... Together they are --TREKBBS HOSPITAL

*cue theme music*


Tune in NEXT week when we hear Dr. Zion utter:

"...HOW many?! Holy Zeus get a proctologist in here STAT!"

*theme music*

 

[Bob The Skutter]

man is it boring being up this early with absolutely sod all to do. And I can't even leave the room and wander round till the swine flu results are back.
I constantly feel like falling to sleep out or sheer boredom. I've been reading but after a while that just makes me start nodding too.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

HE... is a victim of upper-crust high fashion with a flair moderating forums, HE... is a funny talking weirdo who recommends Oxycontin far too often... Together they are --TREKBBS HOSPITAL

*cue theme music*


Tune in NEXT week when we hear Dr. Zion utter:

"...HOW many?! Holy Zeus get a proctologist in here STAT!"

*theme music*

We should really get a thread like that going.

"I wasn't ready to play Mod today!"

 

[Niorah]

Just hang in there Bob, hopefully they'll be able to find out what's wrong and fix it quickly. As for the boredom, that's what the BBS is for.

 

[Deckerd]

We could start a really bad Doctor Doctor Jokes for Bob theme?

Patient: Doctor doctor! There's a big lump behind my ear!
Doctor: That's your head

It'll just make the hours fly past I tells ya.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Time to drain off that oedema next

You write "foetus," too, don't you?

I find the superfluous O rolls gently off the oesophagus.

Sounds like something an Irishman uses to get the Stout from his o'lips to his o'stomach.

Glad you're feeling better, O'Bob.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

You write "foetus," too, don't you?

I find the superfluous O rolls gently off the oesophagus.

Sounds like something an Irishman uses to get the Stout from his o'lips to his o'stomach.

If it goes in the hear, he'll get O'Titis externa.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Really, Stout should not go in any o'rifice.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

And stout certainly shouldn't be consumed by the surgeon during o'pen heart surgery.

 

[Plecostomus]

HE's a grape with a Boston Accent, HE's still the same old Zion we know and... uh... well we know him. Together they are TREK BBS HOSPITAL!

*cue theme music*

Tune in to our NEXT episode where we will hear Zion say:

"So what if vaccine is made from fecal pellets, discarded fetuses and the souls of murdered children... at least you won't get swine flu. Now bend over, lad."

*cue dramatic music*

 

[Zulu Romeo]

So who gets to play my part? George Clooney? Eriq La Salle? [Maxwell Caulfield - someone]

 

[RJDiogenes]

I think Tom Hanks would be perfect to play me. [More like the guy who plays Fargo on Eureka - Central Casting]

 

[Plecostomus]

So who gets to play my part? George Clooney? Eriq La Salle? [Maxwell Caulfield - someone]

Gilbert Gottfried

 

[The Lady Eve]

We could start a really bad Doctor Doctor Jokes for Bob theme?

Patient: Doctor doctor! There's a big lump behind my ear!
Doctor: That's your head

It'll just make the hours fly past I tells ya.

Doctor: I've got very bad news. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's.
Patient: Well, at least I don't have cancer.

Hope you feel better and get of there soon, Bob.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

had a bad night, coughed up a lot of blood, I do mean a lot about 900ml best guess. They've started me on something to try and stop it, something acid, can't remember what.
Going to try sending me for a ct and echo today, hopefully i'll get through it without another coughing fit.

 

[Daneel]

Ouch, sorry to hear that Bob. I hope this acid thing they're trying does the trick.

 

[Captain Ice]

Ick. Sorry to hear that Bob and I'm hoping the scan will help them figure this all out and get you feeling better.

 

[cultcross]

had a bad night, coughed up a lot of blood, I do mean a lot about 900ml best guess. They've started me on something to try and stop it, something acid, can't remember what.

Tranexamic acid?

Going to try sending me for a ct and echo today, hopefully i'll get through it without another coughing fit.

Hope you feel better soon man, we need you back on the horse at TBBS!

 

[Aurian]

had a bad night, coughed up a lot of blood, I do mean a lot about 900ml best guess. They've started me on something to try and stop it, something acid, can't remember what.
Going to try sending me for a ct and echo today, hopefully i'll get through it without another coughing fit.

Oh dear.. I hope things are going to get better from now on.. Thoughts of strenght from over here..

 

[Bob The Skutter]

well one bit of good news, swine flu results are back and it was a red herring all along, i'm no longer in isolation and tests can continue. They still have to treat the staphalaccoucus (sp?) though. They've going to treat a minimum course of 4 weeks and see how the blood tests are after that.