the average quake 2 marine can carry 2 shotguns, a blaster, a machine gun, a chain gun, a rocket launcher, a rail gun, a BFG, a hyperblaster, a grenade launcher, a rebreather, an environment suit, ammo, weapon upgrades, data discs, a severed head, security keys, wear armour and still run around like an athlete.
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the average quake 2 marine can carry 2 shotguns, a blaster, a machine gun, a chain gun, a rocket launcher, a rail gun, a BFG, a hyperblaster, a grenade launcher, a rebreather, an environment suit, ammo, weapon upgrades, data discs, a severed head, security keys, wear armour and still run around like an athlete.
Winning a one-on-one battle has nothing to do with strategy but rather is decided by how fast you can spam health/stamina/mana potions.
Oh. Looks like Penny Arcade beat me to it.
http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215520584_5qVNo-L-2.jpg
http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215520584_5qVNo-L-2.jpg
^ lol
You can eat food you find laying around just about anywhere, even if it's been sitting on a table for days, or hidden in a tree stump, or laying in open grassland--food poisoning doesn't exist (unless someone deliberately poisoned it specifically to kill you.)
Evolution occurs instantaneously right before your eyes, but only after an animal has acquired enough experience points by battling other animals.
Unless they're Left 4 Dead vehicles. Then the engine won't even start until you're poured at least 30 gallons in the tank. 
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Music is always playing. EVERYWHERE.
Every single wild animal will attack you. Never run away or ignore you, but always attack you on sight.
The same for every fleabitten orc, or two-bit bandit you meet on the road.
...and it is EPIC.
Walls, floors and ceilings are impossible to damage unless they were already partly damaged before you got there.
Bad things happen in elevators.
Oh, I forgot.
Flashlight batteries are very weak and inefficient, and will usually only last for a couple of minutes.
Flashlight batteries are very weak and inefficient, and will usually only last for a couple of minutes.
Also, and the same batteries that power your headlamps and infrared goggles also provide air to your gas mask.
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