Your body will always remain in one piece, even if you receive an anti-tank missile directly to the head. The worst the people at your funeral will see are some red splotches on your BDU.
Things we've learn from video games
- Thread starter kertaker
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Starships can stall in outer space.
All the real heroes are named after atmospheric phenomena.
Epic and vicious crime sprees are only punished by a night in jail and the loss of money and weapons.
Anything will explode if you just shoot enough bullets into it.
Karate can make you shoot lasers from the palm of your hand... if you believe in yourself!
I don't think I'm clever enough to come up with something that hasn't already been posted so I'll just add "Well done people!" 
War is not won by strategy but through sending wave after wave after wave of soldiers and vehicles at you enemies bases until they are destroyed, the same goes for space where all you have to do is keep sending fleets of ships at them until they are destroyed.
It is also a victory no matter how many ships, troops, or vehicles you lose as long as your commander ship/person/vehicle/building and whatever other important person/ship/building/vehicle has survived at the end.
If you do lose them though you have lost the battle no matter what shape your enemy is in, even if they are near total defeat and you still have a fully functional base and army or fleet and base. Thankfully though you get a do over if that happens.
It is also a victory no matter how many ships, troops, or vehicles you lose as long as your commander ship/person/vehicle/building and whatever other important person/ship/building/vehicle has survived at the end.
If you do lose them though you have lost the battle no matter what shape your enemy is in, even if they are near total defeat and you still have a fully functional base and army or fleet and base. Thankfully though you get a do over if that happens.
Gun and stab wounds can be healed with simply eating a hotdog
Enemy guards are nearsighted, hard of hearing and extremely forgetful.
Libertarianism leads to hellholes filled with killer mutants
The same with communism.
The same with communism.
Wearing large, bulky armor somehow prevents you from wearing a proper helmet.
Or... sleeves...
But not from staying afloat in water.
Sims have bladders the size of chickpeas.
Zombie heads can be made to explode quite easily.
People love to store their small useful items in large fragile barrels and crates and leave them lying all over the place.
The average person can easily carry a pistol, a knife, two large calibre weapons, several first aid kits, grenades, and hundreds of rounds of ammo with no problem at all.
Small shopkeepers are bastards. Even if you are the Chosen One, foretold by ancient prophecy to defeat the demon hordes of the Dark Lord, and restore freedom and peace to the land, you gotta pay in gold like everybody else.
The world is made up mostly of empty wasteland and ruined cities. Both of which only come in various shades of brown and gray.
Zombie heads can be made to explode quite easily.
People love to store their small useful items in large fragile barrels and crates and leave them lying all over the place.
The average person can easily carry a pistol, a knife, two large calibre weapons, several first aid kits, grenades, and hundreds of rounds of ammo with no problem at all.
Small shopkeepers are bastards. Even if you are the Chosen One, foretold by ancient prophecy to defeat the demon hordes of the Dark Lord, and restore freedom and peace to the land, you gotta pay in gold like everybody else.
The world is made up mostly of empty wasteland and ruined cities. Both of which only come in various shades of brown and gray.
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