Things we've learn from video games

[FPAlpha]

You can suddenly learn new skills you never had any clue about (and with no teacher nearby) in a matter of seconds.

When meeting with new people they all miraculously agree that you should be the leader even if they are seasoned combat veterans and you are just a noob.

Aliens/robots/monsters/etc routinely carry ammo/weapons/money/other gear with them that's of the same type you use.

You can smack away at the back of an enemy while he's attacking your teammate and he won't turn around to defend or withdraw.

You must have a teleporter installed that instantly produces the wanted huge ass weapon you found/obtained somewhere and took with you even though an outside view of your body doesn't show any hints that you are carrying a nuke launcher with you.

In the same vein your backback must be a gateway to another dimension because youu can store all kinds of stuff in it that would either need a packmule or a small warehouse.

 

[captcalhoun]

you can't drive a vehicle or use a mounted weapon unless specifically allowed to.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Swords twice your height and made out of extremely heavy metal weigh nothing more than cardboard.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Unless you're a "weakling" in which case you're little toy Nerf sword may as well be an anvil.

 

[Showdown]

In fighting tournaments, there's no brackets. You have to fight everyone.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5803611/mortal-kombat-is-not-a-tournament

 

[Kemaiku]

Enemy soldiers can take the wings off a fly, 10 miles away, without aiming. Or can't hit a barn 5 yards away with an elephant gun. There is no in between.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Your mission in life is completely clear.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Your mission in life is completely clear.

Yup. People are kind enough to write all of your specific goals in your diary.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Enemy technology always has a large, brightly-colored (sometimes glow in the dark, too) weak spot.

 

[RoJoHen]

Enemy technology always has a large, brightly-colored (sometimes glow in the dark, too) weak spot.

Hell, sometimes even enemy monsters have large, brightly-colored weak spots as part of their anatomy!

 

[BigFoot]

^ inFamous 2

 

[captcalhoun]

anything you need to locate and pick up or use will glow, often in a gold colour.

 

[LightningStorm]

Half of the time you'll wander around the world aimlessly, the other half you'll have a brightly colored arrow floating on the horizon pointing you to where you should be.

 

[captcalhoun]

sometimes weapons will float in the air, whilst spinning, until picked up. this can be true of other items, such as health packs, armour and ammo.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Giant keys can open any lock and can also be used as a weapon.

Swords aparently work beter than guns.

If your Batman beating up enemies will release bats that heal you.

Superman can punch a guy into the ground like a nail and they're still alive.

Even if you totally defeat the Soviet Union they will just be back bigger and stronger later.

The same goes for the Brotherhood of Nod.

If you try hard enough you can make yourself explode.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Superman can punch a guy into the ground like a nail and they're still alive.

He can also die--sometimes quite easily--even if there's no green K in sight.

 

[Showdown]

Everyone wears the same size clothes. Find a helmet, boots, or any type armor/clothes in a random dungeon and every human, dwarf, elf, tauren can wear it.

 

[Kelthaz]

The entire solar system blowing up and the sun going supernova will barely hurt us here on Earth.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Your equipment will never suffer from endless hours of use, to the point that your distant grandson won't even see a tiny scratch on your armor or sword.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Though it will get thrashed each time some well-seasoned asshat jumps out of the bushes and beats you to a bloody pulp only moments after you set off on your journey.

But don't fret! Just find the nearest smith, and with a few swings of his hammer, you'll be right as rain.