things that would never happen on the Enterprise
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McCoy is asked to perform a task beyond his normal duties...and his response is, "Great, I've always wanted to be a [bricklayer/engineer/moon shuttle conductor/insert variant here]!"
The Enterprise comes across a civilization that worships a computer or alien as a god, or one that holds a custom that seems particularly barbaric by Federation standards...and, citing the Prime Directive, Kirk refuses to get involved.
The Enterprise detects a cosmic phenomenon, like ripples in time or a winking out of the universe, that seems to be affecting everything for thousands of light years...and is nowhere near the origin point of the disturbance.
"Crap, there goes another extra. Ah, we got some some good footage--Just say that Vaal did it, no one will know the difference...."
The Enterprise comes across a civilization that worships a computer or alien as a god, or one that holds a custom that seems particularly barbaric by Federation standards...and, citing the Prime Directive, Kirk refuses to get involved.
The Enterprise detects a cosmic phenomenon, like ripples in time or a winking out of the universe, that seems to be affecting everything for thousands of light years...and is nowhere near the origin point of the disturbance.
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"Hey, Irving, did you know that these fake rocks explode?"Mallory said:
That was the original script for The Apple, before a prop and special effects error necessitated an on the spot rewrite.
"Crap, there goes another extra. Ah, we got some some good footage--Just say that Vaal did it, no one will know the difference...."
"Sir Klingons off the port bow"
"Status?"
"All systems operating 100%"
During the battle the Enterprise performs admirably and defeats the Klingon's, with little damage and all systems operating fine.
Kirk-Hey McCoy, you wanna drop by my quarters and listen to some 20th century music. I got some music sounds interesting: Pink FLoyd?, The Who?, The Rolling Stones? This music...sounds....INTERESTING.
"Status?"
"All systems operating 100%"
During the battle the Enterprise performs admirably and defeats the Klingon's, with little damage and all systems operating fine.
Kirk-Hey McCoy, you wanna drop by my quarters and listen to some 20th century music. I got some music sounds interesting: Pink FLoyd?, The Who?, The Rolling Stones? This music...sounds....INTERESTING.
Gene was adamant that there would be no recreational drug use on the Enterprise. Nope. None whatsoever.
* The ship has more than enough speed and power to get the job done in the time allowed.
* An alien race is encountered, and they share our exact values and want to just be friends.
* Uhura is given real duties.
* Kirk decides that red, blue and orange is a pretty garish color scheme, and repaints the bridge.
* An alien race is encountered, and they share our exact values and want to just be friends.
* Uhura is given real duties.
* Kirk decides that red, blue and orange is a pretty garish color scheme, and repaints the bridge.
RobertScorpio
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They would never have 'STAR WARS' viewing party in the briefing room.
A visiting dignitary makes no unreasonable demands on our crew and is well-liked by everyone.
The crew visits an outdoor location that bears no resemblance whatsoever to Vasquez Rocks or any other place in Southern California.
A seemingly harmless planet or alien turns out to be just that: completely harmless.
Chekov admits that some major human cultural achievement has nothing whatsoever to do with Russia.
An Admiral gives sensible orders that Kirk is happy to follow.
The crew visits an outdoor location that bears no resemblance whatsoever to Vasquez Rocks or any other place in Southern California.
A seemingly harmless planet or alien turns out to be just that: completely harmless.
Chekov admits that some major human cultural achievement has nothing whatsoever to do with Russia.
An Admiral gives sensible orders that Kirk is happy to follow.
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