I am the 4th of July's version of Ebenezer Scrooge.
OK, I will preface this by saying I am a little weird. But all I can imagine now is you being visited by three spirits the night before the Fourth of July, to teach you the true meaning of Independence Day.
MLB throws open his window on the morning of the 4th:
MLB: You there, lad! What day is it?
Random kid: Why, it's the fourth of July, sir!
MLB: Then it's not too late! Here, take this. Run to the trailer in the mall parking lot, and get me the biggest, loudest, most explodey firework you can find! Quickly!
I don't have an artistic bone in my body, but here are some AI interpretations for your enjoyment. (With apologies to all of the actual artists reading this.)
The Ghost of Independence Day Past:
(Of course it's Lincoln. I mean, why wouldn't it be?)
The Ghost of Independence Day Present:
The Ghost of Independence Day Yet to Come:
Anyway, this was all just in fun.
@Mr. Laser Beam , I hope you have a peaceful, firework-free night, and Happy Fourth of July to all our American members!