things i learned from tng...

[data_lover]

while i suppose this could be applicable to any st franchise, tng is the only one i have seen all of thus far, and so i thought it might be entertaining to see what goofy lessons you guys took from the show.

for example, i learned that in the future, any door anywhere in the galaxy will make the exact same paaaahsqueak noise. (voyager sidenote - this also applies to the delta quadrant).

 

[indolover]

That Frenchmen have English accents.

 

[DevilEyes]

That Frenchmen have English accents.

I imagine that many of those who learned English in school do. There's no rule thay says that a person is never allowed to learn a second language perfectly.

 

[Joeman]

In the future, really ugly boots will be all the rage.

 

[data_lover]

In the future, really ugly boots will be all the rage.

ooh, true story. i also learned that men will realize that while they CAN wear miniskirt uniforms, it's probably best that they dont.

 

[Admiral Shran]

I learned that there will be no unattractive women in the future.

 

[T.D. Possum]

I've learned that personal computers are going to look oddly similar to my old laptop from 10 years ago.

 

[DevilEyes]

I learned that there will be no unattractive women in the future.

There aren't any in the present. Don't you watch TV?

 

[Finn]

^^Watch the woman Riker flirts in The Gambit part one4.

 

[Kirby]

I learned that there will be no unattractive women in the future.

Dr. Pulaski.

 

[Geck]

I learned that there will be no unattractive women in the future.

Dr. Pulaski.

Quite attractive for a middle-aged woman...she was just unfortunately cursed with a bad poofy 80s hairdo.

 

[PorthosShadow]

In the 24th century no matter where you go anyone with a office has the same window frame.

 

[Admiral Shran]

I learned that there will be no unattractive women in the future.

There aren't any in the present. Don't you watch TV?

This is true.

 

[ChadHydro]

If you're on the Enterprise, Riker will get the ladies

 

[PorthosShadow]

In the last 44 years, six TV series (counted animated series) and 11 movies TNG is only one with the balls to do a clip show as their season finale.

 

[LitmusDragon]

Working in engineering is tough. You have to be ready to do a roll under that automatic door at a moment's notice.

 

[GeorgeKirk]

Worf has a glass jaw.

Data can't use contractions. Except when he can.

There are some games Wesley doesn't know yet.

 

[Lor'Vela]

Nobody lies when they have sand in their shoes.

 

[Kirby]

Coffee tables are made of very inexpensive glass.

 

[Maurice]

That curved corridors always have the same radius no matter where on the ship they are.

That every alien race uses Okudagrams.