I am sure that you have heard of 'slutwalk'
A bunch of poorly dressed women 'reclaiming' the word 'slut'
They have inspired me.
The word 'the' has been used as an article for far too long!
If a bunch of scantily clad and unattractive women can take the word 'slut' for themselves, then I can take the definite article, since I definitely exist (yet to be proven but that is a thread for another time)
I am organising a protest here in Melbourne to celebrate The Pride. We will be marching on Parliament and blocking traffic on Spring St. I daresay thanks to social media and self serving threads like this, we will see TheWalks appearing all over the world. Get behind me brothers and sisters! If you are definite, you are The!
I AM DEFINITE AND I AM PROUD!!
THE PRIDE!!
THE IS SOMETHING THAT IS, NOT SOMETHING THAT IS DONE ONTO SOMETHING ELSE!!
From now on none of you are permitted to use the word The as a definite article. I have reclaimed it, it is mine and mine alone!

A bunch of poorly dressed women 'reclaiming' the word 'slut'
They have inspired me.
The word 'the' has been used as an article for far too long!
If a bunch of scantily clad and unattractive women can take the word 'slut' for themselves, then I can take the definite article, since I definitely exist (yet to be proven but that is a thread for another time)
I am organising a protest here in Melbourne to celebrate The Pride. We will be marching on Parliament and blocking traffic on Spring St. I daresay thanks to social media and self serving threads like this, we will see TheWalks appearing all over the world. Get behind me brothers and sisters! If you are definite, you are The!
I AM DEFINITE AND I AM PROUD!!
THE PRIDE!!
THE IS SOMETHING THAT IS, NOT SOMETHING THAT IS DONE ONTO SOMETHING ELSE!!
From now on none of you are permitted to use the word The as a definite article. I have reclaimed it, it is mine and mine alone!