On the subject of whether Kirk had sex in
Bread and Circuses, I actually addressed that in my review of that episode, although it was four years ago so nobody will remember. Here's what I said:
Now we reach the most important question this episode poses: Did Kirk bang Drusilla? The arguments in favour:
- She offered.
- Kirk almost seems to look at the camera on several occasions, as if he’s bragging to the audience.
- They kiss, the camera pans up, then it fades to morning. That’s Hollywood’s go-to way of indicating that banging occurred.
The arguments against:
- When Kirk wakes up, Drusilla is absent and he’s still wearing his clothes. He even has his shoes on.
- Drusilla is a sex slave. It would not be fitting for a decent and honourable man to bang her.
That final point clinches it for me. I’d prefer to think that Kirk stayed up late with Drusilla so as to explain the concept of egalitarianism to her.
Yes, the first time I watched that episode my impression was that they had sex, but when I watched it for the purpose of this thread I felt there was enough leeway in what was presented that I could interpret the scene differently. I don't want to believe that Kirk is the sort of guy who would bang a slave who was sent to sleep with him, I don't think that would even have been a morally acceptable thing in the 1960s, let alone today. I can't say what the intent of the writers or director or actors was when making the episode, but I'm using the wriggle room that the episode gave me to believe that Kirk, though tempted, ultimately chose not to sleep with a sex slave.
Speaking of Kirk having sex...
The Paradise Syndrome (0)
So there’s an asteroid about to hit a planet in two months, and in order to prevent that from happening the Enterprise needs to deflect it at a particular point in space, and they’ve got 30 minutes to get there. Ignoring the fact that they choose to faff about on a planet rather than speeding towards the location they need to get to (after which they could faff about on the planet to their heart’s content) by deflecting the asteroid just a little they could buy themselves more time. There’s no need to deflect the asteroid all in one go. Unless they’re literally going to sit at the asteroid for two whole months deflecting it.
But then they break their warp engines failing to deflect the asteroid, so they spend two months heading back to the planet to rescue Kirk, which will get them there 4 hours before the asteroid. Which suggests that the asteroid is also accelerating at impulse speed, which makes no sense. What’s more, they say that the only way to repair the engines is to return to a repair station, but that could take decades at impulse!
And if you’re wondering why I’m spending my time nitpicking the asteroid plotline, it’s because the stuff that happens with Kirk on the planet is so fucking terrible that I can barely bring myself to comment on it. Firstly, it’s got that trope of primitive non-white people seeing a white guy and assuming that he’s a God, which really hasn’t aged well. But it’s Kirk’s romance with Miramanee that descends this episode into horrifying territory. Kirk actually gets married and knocks her up, only for her to be stoned to death so that Kirk can leave at the end without abandoning his wife and kid.
This episode is just horrible. It’s cruel, it’s racially insensitive and, worst of all, it defies the laws of velocity and momentum!
James T Flirt: 13¾
Inform the Men: 2
Typical, you wait around forever for Kirk to get laid, then two women boink him one after the other.