"The Way of the Warrior" Line-by-Line

[Leandar]

(BAM!!)

Jadzia: The ablative armor is holding!

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: Klingon Ships are closing. Armor on the Port side is losing Integrity.

 

[Leandar]

(Bam!)

Sisko: Transporter bay, what's our status?

 

[LeadHead]

(Transporter Room)

Dukat: Captain, this is Dukat. Almost half the council members are still abaord my ship. We neet at least another minute!

 

[Leandar]

Sisko: Looks like we're about to find out just how much of a pounding this ship can take!

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: The Klingons have closed to Point-Blank Range!

 

[Leandar]

(Bam!)

Jadzia: Ablative armor has failed! We've got plasma leaks on decks two, three and five, and we've lost our aft torpedo launchers!

(Meanwhile an engineer is down in engineering screaming things like "Dammit, I just glued those torpedo launchers on and there they go, just floating away again! I tell ya, I'm getting sick and tired of this shit!")

 

[LeadHead]

Dukat: (over comm) Dukat to Sisko.

(They're not lost! They're right there, in pieces)

 

[CoveTom]

SISKO: Go ahead.

 

[Leandar]

Dukat: The council members are on board.

(Meanwhile, a pissed off engineer plans, while he breaks out his Elmer's glue bottles to fix the torpedo launchers (again), to kick Sisko in the crack of his butt at the first opportunity)

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: Raise Shields! Activate the Cloak!

 

[Leandar]

Worf: Shields up!

 

[omegadir]

JADZIA: I'm not getting any response from the cloaking device. It's not working.

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: Well that should make the trip home a litle more interesting. Set a course for DS9, Maximum Warp!

 

[Mark de Vries]

[Mess hall]

DUKAT: Thank you, doctor, but if you don't mind, I would like to go the bridge now.

 

[LeadHead]

Bashir: This will only take a minute. Your arm please.

 

[Mark de Vries]

DUKAT: What is the meaning of this?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

BASHIR: Just a simple blood screening.

 

[LeadHead]

Dukat: I assure you Doctor, I am not a Changeling.

 

[Enterprise1981]

BASHIR: Then you have nothing to worry about.