"The Way of the Warrior" Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Martok: Good. (To someone off screen) So-Wee Tah!

Dozens of Vorcha Class Cruisers, D-7 Class Battleships and Birds-of-Prey decloak around DS9

 

[JanewayRulz!]

[Quark's]
(There are lots of Klingons in the bar, and Miles is demonstrating catching sand peas in his mouth.)

BASHIR: Chief, I'm beginning to think there's no limit to the wonders you can perform.

 

[LeadHead]

O'Brien: That's what I like about you Julian, you're easily impressed.

 

[Leandar]

Bashir: Thank you, Quark. Can we get a little yamok sauce for these sand peas? Quark?

 

[Mark de Vries]

[Jumping in to join in the fun, if no one minds ]

Quark: Listen, do you hear that?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

BASHIR: I don't hear a thing.

 

[Mark de Vries]

QUARK: Exactly. The ambient noise level in this room is less than thirty decibels. On an average day it's sixty-five. When there are Klingons in the room, it can go as high as eighty-five.

 

[Leandar]

O'Brien: So what you're saying is, it's quiet in here.

 

[Mark de Vries]

QUARK: Too quiet. Something is terribly wrong.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

BASHIR: Like what?

 

[Leandar]

Quark: I don't know. But have you ever met a quiet Klingon before? Look how they're watching the room. It's like they're picking out targets. (O'Brien gets up) Where are you going?

 

[CoveTom]

O'BRIEN: I thought I'd ask the Klingons what they're up to.

 

[LeadHead]

Quark: Don't do that!

 

[Mark de Vries]

O'Brien: Why not?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

QUARK: I don't want them to know we're on to them.

 

[LeadHead]

O'Brien: Well, suit yourself.

Bashir tries the trick and misses

O'Brien: The secret is positioning the pea correctly on your hand.

 

[Mark de Vries]

BASHIR: But I thought I had that.

 

[CoveTom]

QUARK: What are you two doing? I'm telling you, the Klingons are up to something.

 

[LeadHead]

Bashir: Calm down Quark. The Klingons are our allies.

 

[Mark de Vries]

QUARK: They might be your allies, but they're not mine.