"The Voyager Conspiracy" Line by Line

[CoveTom]

Causality reports coming in from all over the ship! Except Deck 12, Section 47, which is reporting... Muppets!

 

[Enterprise1981]

Communist indoctrinating Muppets!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Denny Crane.

 

[Vanyel]

What is your quest?

 

[LeadHead]

Kahless himself said; "Destroying an empire to win a war is no victory..."

 

[Vanyel]

....And ending a war to save an Empire is no defeat."

 

[LeadHead]

We didn't burst into flames in the last chapter. Why are these recaps always so inaccurate?

 

[Vanyel]

Mon Capitain. I thought you’d never get here.

 

[LeadHead]

Anti-Oscillation Phase Canceling system on.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Why is a watermelon there?

 

[Vanyel]

Sorry! That’s not a “yes” or “no” question. You forfeit the rest of your questions. Oh I expected as much. You’re such a limited creature, a perfect example of why we made our decision. The trial never ended, Captain. We never reached a verdict. But now we have. You’re guilty.

 

[LeadHead]

Everybody look down at the big seal in the middle of my carpet, now everybody look back up at me. Zoey is down from Hanover and I'm making Chili for everyone tonight.

5 points to whomever can figure out what that's from!

 

[Vanyel]

What is, The West Wing?

 

[LeadHead]

Jed Bartlett for the win!

 

[Vanyel]

Damn, Frenchy names!

10 points who knows where that's from.

 

[LeadHead]

I lose.

I was drugged!!

15 points if you can tell me where that's from!

 

[Vanyel]

Damn, Frenchy names!

10 points who knows where that's from.

Night Court.

I lose.

I was drugged!!

15 points if you can tell me where that's from!

No idea.

There was a kangaroo in my living room.

 

[LeadHead]

I lose.

I was drugged!!

15 points if you can tell me where that's from!

That was the X-Files, Scully kept prodding Mulder to play up the fact that a young vampire drugged him, prior to Mulder killing him.


Late late show with Craig Ferguson on the kangaroo quote?

My next one: Don't I get tied to the chair? Don't go soft on me now.

 

[Vanyel]

wrong on the kangaroo quote.
Family Ties

Burn Notice?

 

[Leandar]

May a weird holy man get your weather girl in trouble.