"The Voyager Conspiracy" Line by Line

[Leandar]

Throne of blood huh? Here's some stool softeners and Preparation H. Hopefully that'll clear it up.

 

[Vanyel]

Anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little hat?

 

[Leandar]

May a crazed elephant crash your daughter's wedding and leave a memento in her hope chest.

 

[Vanyel]

You think there's a man in American who hasn't seen your bosom?

 

[CoveTom]

HOAGIES AND GRINDERS!

Wait... what?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I hold in my hand...the LAST envelope.

 

[Leandar]

*wild cheering*

May your only son be caught in a gay swine stampede!

Elmer, Roger and Billy Carter.

Name a Fudd, a Mudd and a Dud.

 

[Ziz]

Sis boom bah.

What does it sound like when a sheep explodes?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Police Squad! ... IN COLOR!