"The Trouble With Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[May 20]

JONES: Twice nothing is still nothing.

 

[mattman8907]

UHURA: If you're not going to take him, I'm going to take him. I think he's cute.

 

[May 20]

BARMAN: Four credits.

 

[Brennyren]

JONES (affronted): Is that an offer or a joke?

 

[May 20]

BARMAN: That's my offer.

 

[retroenzo]

JONES: That's a joke.

 

[Brennyren]

BARMAN: Five?

 

[mattman8907]

JONES: You're an honest man. I'll tell you what I'm going to do I'm going to lessen my price to eight and a half credits.

 

[May 20]

BARMAN: You're talking yourself out of a deal, friend. Six credits. Not a credit more.

 

[Brennyren]

JONES: Seven and a half. Seven? All right, you robber, six credits.

 

[May 20]

BARMAN: Done. When can I have them?

 

[Brennyren]

JONES: Right away.

 

[retroenzo]

UHURA: All right, what are you selling them for?

 

[May 20]

BARMAN: Well, let me see, little lady. Six credits. Figure a reasonable mark-up for a reasonable profit, say ten percent mark-up. Ten credits.

 

[Brennyren]

JONES: Thief.

 

[mattman8907]

BARMAN: In fact, I'll sell you this one.

 

[May 20]

(the tribble is eating grain spilt from the packet Kirk gave Chekov)
CHEKOV: Hey! He's eating my grain.

 

[mattman8907]

BARMAN: That'll be ten credits.

 

[ChasFink]

JONES: That happens to be my sample, and I'll do with it as I please. And I please to give it to the lovely lady.

 

[mattman8907]

UHURA: Oh, I couldn't. Could I?