"The Trouble With Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[Brennyren]

DARVIN: Mister Baris is the Federation Undersecretary in Charge of Agricultural Affairs in this quadrant.

 

[mattman8907]

SPOCK; That gives him the authority.

 

[May 20]

KIRK: Oh.

 

[Brennyren]

BARIS: This is my assistant, Arne Darvin.

 

[mattman8907]

KIRK: And this is my first officer Mister Spock.

 

[Brennyren]

LURRY: Mister Spock.

 

[mattman8907]

BARIS: And now Captain, I want all available security guards. I want them posted around the storage compartments.

 

[johnnybear]

KIRK: Storage compartments, storage compartments!!
JB

 

[mattman8907]

DARVIN: The storage compartments containing the quadrotriticale. (Author's Post: Never knew that Tritcale was a real thing until i looked it up.)

 

[Athena28]

KIRK: What? What? What's quadrotriticale?
Wheat. So what?

 

[Brennyren]

BARIS: Quadrotriticale is not wheat, Captain! Of course, I wouldn't expect you or Mister Spock to know about such things, but quadrotriticale is a rather --

 

[May 20]

SPOCK: Quadrotriticale is a high-yield grain, a four-lobed hybrid of wheat and rye. A perennial, also, I believe. Its root grain, triticale, can trace its ancestry all the way back to twentieth century Canada

 

[mattman8907]

KIRK: Mister Spock, you've made your point.

 

[ChasFink]

LURRY: Quadrotriticale is the only earth grain that grows on Sherman's Planet. We have several tons of it here on the station. It's very important that grain gets to Sherman's Planet safely. Mister Baris thinks that Klingon agents may try to sabotage it.

 

[May 20]

KIRK: You issued a priority one distress call for a couple of tons of wheat?

 

[mattman8907]

DARVIN: Quadrotriticale!

 

[May 20]

BARIS: Of course, Captain, I realise that

 

[mattman8907]

KIRK: Mister Baris, you summoned the Enterprise without an emergency. You'll take full responsibility for it.

 

[May 20]

BARIS: What do you mean?

 

[Phaser Two]

SPOCK: Misuse of the Priority One channels is a Federation offense.