"The Trouble With Tribbles" Line-by-Line

JONES: I'll do it.
(He starts stuffing tribbles into his many pockets.)

 

[Bridge]

SPOCK: Captain, Starfleet was able to divert that freighter.

 

KIRK: Good. That means Sherman's Planet will get its quadrotriticale only a few weeks late. (looks around, realizes) I don't see any tribbles around here.

 

MCCOY: And you won't find a tribble on this entire ship.

 

KIRK: Bones, how did you do it?

 

MCCOY: I cannot take credit for another man's work. Scotty did it.

 

KIRK: Scotty! Where are the tribbles?

 

SCOTT: Oh, er, Captain, it was really Mister Spock's recommendation.

 

KIRK: Of course. Spock.

 

SPOCK: Based on computer analysis, of course, taking into account the possibilities of ...

 

KIRK: Gentlemen, I don't want to interrupt this mutual admiration society, but I'd like to know where the tribbles are.

 

MCCOY: Tell him, Spock.

 

SPOCK: Well, it was Mister Scott who performed the actual engineering.

 

KIRK: Mister Scott. Where....are....the tribbles?

 

SCOTT: I used the transporter, Captain.

 

KIRK: You used the transporter?

 

SCOTT: Aye.

 

KIRK: Where did you transport them? Scott, you didn't transport them into space, did you?

 

SCOTT: Captain Kirk, that'd be inhuman.

 

KIRK: Where are they?