"The Trouble with Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Get the maintenance crew to clean up the entire ship, then contact Mister Lurry and tell him I'm beaming down.

 

[Enterprise1981]

UHURA: Aye, aye.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Have him find Cyrano Jones and hold him.

 

[Enterprise1981]

UHURA: Aye.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: And get these tribbles off the bridge.

 

[Enterprise1981]

UHURA: Aye, aye, Captain.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

[Lurry's office]
JONES: Captain Kirk, I'm mystified at your tone of voice. I've done nothing to warrant such severe treatment.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Oh, really?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

SPOCK: Surely you must have realized what would happen if you removed the tribbles from their predator-filled environment into an environment where their natural multiplicative proclivities would have no restraining factors.

 

[Alienesse]

JONES: Of course. What did you say?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

SPOCK: By removing the tribbles from their natural habitat, you have, so to speak, removed the cork from the bottle and allowed the genie to escape.

 

[Brian]

JONES: If by that, you mean do they breed quickly? Of course, that's how I maintain my stock. Breeding animals is not against regulations, only breeding dangerous ones. And tribbles are not dangerous.

 

[Gul Re'jal]

KIRK: Just incredibly prolific.

 

[Ziz]

Jones: Precisely, and at six credits a head...well...that is...a body, it mounts up. Now if you'll excuse me.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: You should sell an instruction and maintenance manual for this thing.

 

[Ziz]

Jones: If I did, what would happen to man's search for knowledge? Well, I must be tending my ship. Au revoir.

 

[Enterprise1981]

DARVIN: Go ahead, sir. Tell him.

 

[Gul Re'jal]

BARIS: Captain Kirk, I consider your security measures a disgrace. In my opinion, you have taken this important project far too lightly.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: On the contrary, sir. I think of this project as very important. It is you I take lightly.

^ OWNED!

 

[LeadHead]

Baris: I am going to report fully to the proper authorities that you have given free and complete access to this station to a man who is quite possibly a Klingon agent.