"The Trouble with Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[Enterprise1981]

BARMAN: One credit apiece.

 

[Alienesse]

CHEKOV: He won't bite, will he?

 

[LeadHead]

Jones: Sir, transporting harmful animals from one planet to another is against regulations, or weren't you aware of that? Besides, Tribbles have no teeth.

 

[Alienesse]

BARMAN: All right. I'll double my offer 2 credits.

 

[LeadHead]

Jones: Twice nothing is still nothing.

 

[Alienesse]

UHURA: If you're not going to take him, I'm going to take him. I think he's cute.

 

[LeadHead]

Barman: Four Credits.

 

[Alienesse]

JONES: Is that an offer or a joke?

 

[LeadHead]

Barman: That's my offer.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JONES: That's a joke.

 

[Alienesse]

BARMAN: Five?

 

[LeadHead]

Jones: You're an honest man. I'll tell you what I'm going to do, I'm going to lessen my price to eight and a half credits.

 

[Alienesse]

BARMAN: You're talking yourself out of a deal, friend. Six credits. Not a credit more.

 

[LeadHead]

Jones: Seven and a half. Seven? All right, you robber, six credits.

 

[Alienesse]

BARMAN: Done. When can I have them?

 

[LeadHead]

Jones: Right away.

 

[Alienesse]

UHURA: All right, what are you selling them for?

 

[LeadHead]

Barman: Well let me see, little lady. Six credits. Figure a reasonable mark-up for a reasonable profit, say ten percent mark-up. Ten Credits.

 

[Alienesse]

JONES: Thief!

 

[LeadHead]

Barman: In fact, I'll sell you this one.