"The Trouble with Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: Now he tells me.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Captain, this tribble is dead. And so are these.

 

[ClayinCA]

McCOY: A lot of them are dead. A lot of them are alive, but they won't be for long.

 

[Enterprise1981]

MCCOY: A lot of them are dead. A lot of them are alive, but they won't be for long.

 

[Brian]

SPOCK: The logical assumption is that there is something in the grain.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: Yes. Bones, I want the tribbles, the grain, everything analysed. I want to know what killed these tribbles.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: I haven't figured out keeps them alive yet.

Kirk glares at McCoy

All right, if I find out anything, I'll let you know.

 

[Enterprise1981]

MCCOY: I haven't figured out what keeps them alive yet. All right, if I find out anything, I'll let you know. (leaves)

 

[JanewayRulz!]

BARIS: That isn't going to do you any good, Kirk. This project is ruined, and Starfleet is going to hear about it. And when they do, they will have a board of inquiry and they will roast you alive. And I am going to be there, Kirk, to enjoy every minute of it.

(Darn, I missed my fav line!)

 

[ClayinCA]

KIRK: Until that inquiry, I'm still the captain. And as Captain, I want two things done. First, find Cyrano Jones, and second--close that door...!

 

[LeadHead]

Back in Lurry's office, a security guard is gathering tribbles...

Jones: Really, Captain Kirk, I must protest this treatment.

 

[Enterprise1981]

[Lurry's office]

(A security guard is picking up tribbles)

JONES: Really, Captain Kirk, I must protest this treatment.

 

[ClayinCA]

KIRK: Ah, Mister Jones, with an armful. I have a few questions.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KOLOTH: Captain Kirk!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: What do you want?

 

[Enterprise1981]

KOLOTH: An official apology addressed to the Klingon High Command. I expect you to assume full responsibility for the persecution of Klingon nationals in this quadrant.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: An apology?

 

[Enterprise1981]

KOLOTH: Yes. You've harassed my men. You've treated them like criminals. You've been most uncourteous, Captain Kirk. If you wish to avoid a diplomatic incident

 

[LeadHead]

Baris: No Kirk. You can't let him. That will give them the wedge they need to claim Shermans Planet.

 

[Ziz]

Spock: I believe that more than the word of an aggrieved Klingon commander would be necessary for that, Mister Baris.