"The Squire of Gothos" Line-by-Line

[BlueStuff]

KIRK: You only heard part of it. I just started.

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRELANE: Oh?

 

[Terran_Empire]

KIRK: Yes. I want you to leave my crewmen alone. I want you to leave my crewwomen alone too.

(to Ross) You're not to dance with him. I don't like it.

 

[BlueStuff]

TRELANE: Does it actually make you angry, Captain?

 

[Terran_Empire]

KIRK: (removing one of her long gloves) I don't want you accepting his gifts, either.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: (removing one of her long gloves) I don't want you accepting his gifts, either.

 

[Athena28]

ROSS: Captain, please don't do this.

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRELANE: Well, I do believe the dear Captain is jealous of me.

 

[BlueStuff]

KIRK: I don't care what you believe, just keep your hands off her!

 

[Athena28]

TRELANE: Oh, how curiously human. How wonderfully barbaric.

 

[BlueStuff]

KIRK: I've had enough of your insulting attentions to her.

 

[Athena28]

TRELANE: Of course you have. After all, that's the root of the matter, isn't it? You fight for the attention, the admiration, the possession of women.

 

[BlueStuff]

KIRK: If it's fighting that you want, (he slaps Trelane) you may have it.

 

[Athena28]

TRELANE (in an incredulous tone): Are you challenging me to a duel?

 

[BlueStuff]

KIRK: If you have the courage.

 

[Athena28]

TRELANE: Oh, this is better than I'd planned. I shall not shirk an affair of honor. A matched set. Just like the pair that slew your heroic Alexander Hamilton. And Captain, I never miss.

 

[BlueStuff]

KIRK: Captain's Log, stardate 2126.1. Delayed report. The whole bridge crew are the unwilling guests of the creature who calls himself Trelane. We are weaponless, powerless, and our only hope of escape with the Enterprise lies in playing his games. I've decided to make my move with the field of honour game, and everything depends on my one chance with the ancient duelling pistol.

 

[Athena28]

[Drawing room]

TRELANE: Oh, how fascinating. I'm party to an actual human duel.

 

[BlueStuff]

KIRK: Are you ready?

 

[ClayinCA]

TRELANE: Quite ready, sir. We shall test each other's courage and then, and then we shall see.