"The Squire of Gothos" Line-by-Line

[BlueStuff]

SULU: Forty degrees.
(He reaches for the switch, and sways as if dizzy, then stands up and vanishes)

 

[Admiral Shran]

KIRK: Sulu!

(He dashes to Sulu's station, then suddenly stops and disappears too.)

 

[BlueStuff]

DESALLE: Captain!

(He dashes to Sulu's station, then suddenly stops and disappears too.)



(Ok, not really)

DESALLE: Mister Spock, they're gone!

 

[Admiral Shran]

SPOCK: Emergency! Full reverse power!

Ship's log Stardate 2124.5. First Officer Spock reporting for Captain James Kirk. We are orbiting the lone unrecorded planet in the star desert. For four hours, we have made every possible instrument sweep, but Captain Kirk and Helmsman Sulu remain unaccounted for. I have placed the ship on red alert.

 

[BlueStuff]

[Bridge]

(Enterprise is now orbiting a red planet with white whispy clouds)
SCOTT: We've searched again from stem to stern. If they're not down on that planet, they're nowhere.

 

[Admiral Shran]

DESALLE: No sign of human life on the surface, sir. Unless the instruments aren't functioning.

 

[BlueStuff]

SPOCK: Function is normal. Continuous sensor sweeps. Lieutenant Uhura, have you checked all wave bands?

 

[Admiral Shran]

UHURA: All of them, Mister Spock. No response.

 

[BlueStuff]

DESALLE: With due respect, sir. Request permission to transport to the surface immediately and carry out a search.

 

[Admiral Shran]

MCCOY: I second DeSalle's request. What are we waiting for?

 

[BlueStuff]

SPOCK: The decision will be mine, Doctor. I have the responsibility for your safety. (he turns to Sulu's replacement) Mister Jaeger, describe your geophysical findings for the surface below.

 

[Admiral Shran]

JAEGER: No detectable soil or vegetation. Extremely hot, toxic atmosphere swept by tornadic storm. Continuous volcanic eruptions. Deadly to any lifeforms such as we know it without oxygen and life-support systems.

 

[BlueStuff]

SPOCK: Estimate survival time of two unprotected individuals down there.

 

[Admiral Shran]

JAEGER: Not very long.

 

[BlueStuff]

UHURA: Mister Spock. Look.
(Words are appearing on the monitor above her head, in gothic script. Spock reads them out loud)

 

[Admiral Shran]

SPOCK: "Greetings and felicitations." Hmm. Send this, Lieutenant. USS Enterprise to signaler on planet surface. Identify self.

(The reply comes up on the monitor.)

 

[BlueStuff]

SPOCK: "Hip hip hoorah"? And I believe it's pronounced.. "tally ho".

 

[Alienesse]

DESALLE: Some kind of a joke, sir?

 

[Admiral Shran]

SPOCK: I'll entertain any theories, Mister DeSalle. Any at all.

 

[Enterprise1981]

SPOCK: I'll entertain any theories, Mister DeSalle. Any at all.