The secret life of Travis Mayweather

[kirkfan]

Phlox: T'Pol, remember when you were coming on to me gang busters?

T'Pol: Yes, but I was suffering from premature Pon Far, you cured me of that.

Phlox: Well , I had second thoughts about that, so I injected you with the anti-cure.

T'Pol: What? I am going to tell the Captain.

Phlox: Don't bother. He's given me his approval. If I can make him kill millions of people by inaction, I can make him do anything.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis has a secret stash of Toblerone under his bed.

 

[bbjeg]

^And his sticker collection, a pile of stickers that he refuses to organize in a binder.

 

[eyeresist]

Rewatching ENT, Phlox being a torturer in the Mirror Universe is not such a stretch!

 

[kirkfan]

Rewatching ENT, Phlox being a torturer in the Mirror Universe is not such a stretch!

The irony is that in the so called mu he likely never got to watch millions of people die while withholding the cure for their fatal disease and with the Captain's blessing at that...

Are we sure about which one is the mu and which one is the other one?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

In the mu there is maniacal laughing and they know they are screwing you over. No one feels noble about it, unlike the not-mu.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis is the only virgin on Enterprise.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But he thinks he has done it.

 

[kirkfan]

But he thinks he has done it.

He's the only member of starfleet who managed to keep his virginity with Deltans on board!

 

[eyeresist]

Travis never took an oath of celibacy, but it's on the record anyway

 

[kirkfan]

Travis never took an oath of celibacy, but it's on the record anyway

Travis is the one that talked starfleet into forcing deltans to take that oath before joining.

 

[Jedi_Master]

Travis uses the decon booth for sleepover parties, but no one ever comes.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Travis submitted his sweet spot story to "How to Pick Up Humanoids v. 23" but it was not accepted.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis, born and raised in space, repeatedly watching Bambi in his youth, was astonished to discover that the deer on Earth are in fact non-sentient.

 

[kirkfan]

Travis is the only one that's scared by his "scary" stories.

 

[jespah]

Travis provides the crew with makeovers in his spare time.

 

[kirkfan]

Travis is in a contest with Kim to know which one will reject the advances of pretty women the fastest.

 

[eyeresist]

Travis, born and raised in space, repeatedly watching Bambi in his youth, was astonished to discover that the deer on Earth are in fact non-sentient.

Also, Earth girls aren't easy.

 

[bbjeg]

Travis is known to stay at his post through his shift, the night shift, and through his next shift whenever Archer forgets to dismiss him.

 

[kirkfan]

Travis keeps inviting girls to his sweet spot and wonders why he constantly gets slapped in the face.