The secret life of Travis Mayweather
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Welcome to our happy forum! And look, we have Travis Mayweather to thank.During Dead Stop, Phlox had difficulty determining that the duplicate wasn't Travis, an inanimate corpse being so close to Travis's natural state.
Thank you. This was the comment that had me laughing so hard that I came out of "lurker" status. I finally crawled out from under the rock I was hiding under.
Indeed we've all been brought together by whats-his-face.
Whats-his-face? He has a name! It's...ummmm...You know...that guy. That guy who did that thing that one time.
You guys are so mean.
...But you're making me laugh a lot, so um...
...But you're making me laugh a lot, so um...
IrishNero
Commodore
Travis once regarded Hoshi with a great deal of reverence, but her flatulence was her undoing with him. He secretly hated her now, and referred too as 'our little gas giant' under his breath. Once, while circling Neptune on maneuvers, he childishly shouted "Look! What is that coming out of Uranus?" Archer and Trip laughed at that, while T'pol smirked contemptuously.
Hoshi then deliberately mistranslated his food orders for the remainder of their mission. Travis ate a lot of shoes in various cream sauces.
Travis got so tired of being ignored that he tried to become an alcoholic. Unfortunately he discovered he was allergic to alcohol. Now he just collects the labels, which has turned out to be a fascinating hobby. Did you know that each major Klingon house has its own brand of blood-wine?
And he realized he loved shoes so much for meals, that he woke up one night, very hungry, and ate all his uniform boots.
He had to show up for his next duty shift wearing crocheted slippers. Which he crocheted himself.
Archer?
No more wondering about how the laundry gets done...Travis has taken it upon himself to be Head of Housekeeping. He found some cute little "maids" outfits on his last shore leave, and he likes to wear them. But, he realized the long sleeve outfits don't work for him, as his biceps keep ripping them.
IrishNero
Commodore
Sorry, I did that for my own amusement. 
OK, I'll run with it:
Mayweather enjoyed mannequins. He had parts of several stored under the bunk in his quarters, and all of them had names and ranks. His favorite was a particularly busty one he fondly referred to as 'Mrs Mounds.' Unbeknownst to Captain Archer, Travis often included the names of his mannequins in his logs, which were only reviewed by T'pol. T'pol soon became suspicious that something was awry when she saw a log entry that read:
"Relieved by Ensign Mounds: On autopilot"
Travis was questioned and finally confessed regarding his mannequins. He was admonished. Following this embarrassing incident, he explained that the mannequins were a release after many long hours on the bridge. "These mannequins are my people" he explained. You see, Travis actually identified with the mannequins because they were made of plastic and wood. -Just like Travis.
OK, I'll run with it:Mayweather enjoyed mannequins. He had parts of several stored under the bunk in his quarters, and all of them had names and ranks. His favorite was a particularly busty one he fondly referred to as 'Mrs Mounds.' Unbeknownst to Captain Archer, Travis often included the names of his mannequins in his logs, which were only reviewed by T'pol. T'pol soon became suspicious that something was awry when she saw a log entry that read:
"Relieved by Ensign Mounds: On autopilot"
Travis was questioned and finally confessed regarding his mannequins. He was admonished. Following this embarrassing incident, he explained that the mannequins were a release after many long hours on the bridge. "These mannequins are my people" he explained. You see, Travis actually identified with the mannequins because they were made of plastic and wood. -Just like Travis.
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